中文的搞笑英语翻译（爆笑英语中式翻译）

中文的搞笑英语翻译（爆笑英语中式翻译）8. I give you face you don't wanna face. 我给你脸，你不要脸。7. Love who who . 爱谁谁4. You don't bird me I don't bird you . 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。5. You have seed I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。6. Want money no want life one ! 要钱没有，要命一条！

很多人说起一些中式英语，常常令人啼笑皆非，下面是网友收集的一些经典的中式英语笑话，当然很多是杜撰的，看看你听说过几条?

1. You ask me me ask who ? 你问我，我问谁？

2. We two who and who ? 咱俩谁跟谁

3. How are you how old are you ? 怎么是你?怎么老是你？

4. You don't bird me I don't bird you . 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

5. You have seed I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

6. Want money no want life one ! 要钱没有，要命一条！

7. Love who who . 爱谁谁

8. I give you face you don't wanna face. 我给你脸，你不要脸。

9. Horse horse tiger tiger . 马马虎虎。

10. No money no talk . 没钱免谈。

11. You give me stop! 你给我站住！

12. Big one mother .大姨妈

13. Let the horse come on . 放马过来

14. Red face know me . 红颜知己

15. Seven up eight down . 七上八下

16. No three no four . 不三不四

17. I call li old big to year 25 . 我叫李老大，今年25

18. Heart flower angry open . 心花怒放

19. You me you me . 彼此彼此

20. Good good study day day up . 好好学习，天天向上

21. Where cool where you stay ! 哪凉快哪呆着去！

22. One car come one car go two car pengpeng people die . 车祸现场描述

23. People mountain people sea . 人山人海

24. Don't tiger me . 别唬我

25. Watch sister . 表妹

26. Big people don't think of small people's mistake .大人不记小人过

28. Play an ax before luban . 班门弄斧

29. Open water . 开水

30. Dragen born gargen chicken born chicken mouse 's son can make hole . 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞

31. American Chinese not enough . 美中不足

32. People first born sex is kind . 人之初，性本善

33. Wang old five . 王老五

34. Know is know no know is no know . 知之为知之，不知为不知

35. Go and look ! 走着瞧 !

36. Five talk four beauty three lover . 五讲，四美，三热爱.