老友记第一季第一集英文台词（经典美剧老友记十季台词中英文对照）
老友记第一季第一集英文台词（经典美剧老友记十季台词中英文对照）好了，话不多说，对学英语感兴趣的朋友，恭喜你！今天起，宇洋每天会和大家分享一些学习英语的好方法，小窍门，好文章，学习英语小视频以及美剧台词中英文对照，让大家可以在工作之余或者是碎片时间可以有效的利用，更加快速的学有所成!来来来！赶紧给这位帅哥拍个照第一，可以帮助大家提高收入（比如做兼职的英语翻译）第二，提高英语水平的同时也是增加了自己的就业选择面（比如跳槽到外企~~不是宇洋崇洋媚外，但是外企确实可以提高个人收入，而且学习一些管理经验也是对祖国有利的嘛！）第三，提升个人自信心（一口流利的英语脱口而出，帅呆了！美女看你的眼神都不一样了！）
Hello！各位头条的小伙伴，大家好！我是宇洋，宇洋爱分享。
相信很多小伙伴也和宇洋一样，顶着巨大的生活压力、赚着微薄的工资，而且重复着机械式的工作，感觉自己的理想与现实相差甚远，难以实现经济自由？宇洋也一直为这些问题烦恼，到底怎样才能突破瓶颈，解决困惑，提升自信呢？
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宇洋觉得学习英语是个不错的选择
第一，可以帮助大家提高收入（比如做兼职的英语翻译）
第二，提高英语水平的同时也是增加了自己的就业选择面（比如跳槽到外企~~不是宇洋崇洋媚外，但是外企确实可以提高个人收入，而且学习一些管理经验也是对祖国有利的嘛！）
第三，提升个人自信心（一口流利的英语脱口而出，帅呆了！美女看你的眼神都不一样了！）
来来来！赶紧给这位帅哥拍个照
好了，话不多说，对学英语感兴趣的朋友，恭喜你！今天起，宇洋每天会和大家分享一些学习英语的好方法，小窍门，好文章，学习英语小视频以及美剧台词中英文对照，让大家可以在工作之余或者是碎片时间可以有效的利用，更加快速的学有所成!
今天给大家分享一部对学习英语非常有帮助的美剧，相信很多小伙伴们都不陌生，就是《老友记》这部美剧。
老友记剧照
为了能帮助大家节省宝贵的时间，宇洋利用业余时间，细心为大家整理了老友记第一季第一季的台词和中英文对照，希望对想要学习英语或者正在学习英语的小伙伴们有所帮助，以后也会持续更新。
注意！前方高能预警，因篇幅原因，第一集台词可能要分割成几次才能全部完成，一次看不完的同学建议大家收藏。
The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate
莫妮卡的新室友
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's Just some guy I work with!
没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！
Joey: Come on you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！
Chandler: All right Joey be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又带假发？
Phoebe: Wait does he eat chalk?
慢着，他吃粉笔吗？
Phoebe: Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙
Monica: Okay everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
听起来好像是说我的约会。
Chandler: Alright so I'm back in high school I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realize I am totally naked.
记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。
All: Oh yeah. Had that dream.
我做过那样的梦。
Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there's a phone... there.
我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。
Joey: Instead of...?
而不是……？
Chandler: That's right.
没错。
Joey: Never had that dream.
我没做过那样的梦
Phoebe: No.
没有。
Chandler: All of a sudden the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do everybody starts looking at me.
那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
他们以前不看你吗？！
Chandler: Finally I figure I'd better answer it and it turns out it's my mother which is very-very weird because- she never calls me!
终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！
Ross: Hi.
嗨。
Joey: This guy says hello I wanna kill myself.
这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。
Monica: Are you okay sweetie?
你还好吧？
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖上……
Chandler: Cookie?
饼干？
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
- 我帮你泡杯咖啡，
Ross: Thanks.
谢了。
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh!
Ross: No no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No just leave my aura alone okay?
不要……别清理我的灵气。可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。
Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!
好吧，保持晦气！
Ross: I'll be fine alright? Really everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。
Monica: No you don't.
不，你不会的，没错，
Ross: No I don't to hell with her she left me!
-我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know how should I know?
没有！！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？
Ross: I told mom and dad last night they seemed to take it pretty well.
昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。
Monica: Oh really so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M. "I'll never have grandchildren I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里的向我哭诉，“我不能抱孙子了，
我不能抱孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？
Ross: Sorry.
对不起。
Joey: Alright Ross look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。你现在很痛苦。我一肚子火 心如刀割。能告诉你解决之道吗？
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon you're single! Have some hormones!
脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。
Ross: I don't want to be single okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
我只想要一百万！
Monica: Rachel?!
瑞秋？！
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are you are!
天啊，莫妮卡，谢天谢地！我到过你的住处，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你可能会在这儿，结果你真的在这儿。
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
想来杯咖啡吗？
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay everybody this is Rachel another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody this is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey and- you remember my brother Ross?
无咖啡因的。各位，她叫瑞秋，另一位从林肯高中生存下来的人。这位叫钱德勒，菲比，乔伊。还记得我哥罗斯吗？
Rachel: Hi sure!
当然。
Ross: Hi.
嗨。
Monica: So you wanna tell us now or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
你想现在告诉我们，还是等伴娘来再说？
Rachel: Oh God... well it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee) Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know I mean I always knew looked familiar but... Anyway I just had to get out of there and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
婚礼前半个小时发生了变数。我在堆放礼物的房间里，看着船形卤肉盘，非常漂亮的船形卤肉盘，突然间……
有没有代糖？我了解船形卤肉盘此巴瑞更能引起我的“性趣”，我自己都吓了一跳，
巴瑞愈看愈像猪头先生。我一直都认为他很眼熟。总之 我必须离开。我开始想，我为何这么做？我为谁这样做？于是我不知该走往何处，我知道你我日渐疏远。但是你是我在这个城市，认识的唯一一个人
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
好像是唯一没受邀参加婚礼的人。
Rachel: Ooh I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
这件事就甭提啦。
Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ and she's really not happy about it.
我猜他送她一台管风琴，她肯定不喜欢
Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!
金枪鱼还是鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！
Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
我要拥有克莉丝汀拥有的一切。
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well it matters to me!
爸，我不能嫁给他……对不起，我只是不爱他。对，是我的问题！
------------未完待续！
好了宇洋今天先给大家分享到这里，建议小伙伴们先了解一下台词的意思，不了解得单词用手机查一下意思，然后跟着看一遍电影，这样会非常快速的吸收所学习的句式和单词。宇洋也在努力的学习，宇洋爱分享，小伙伴们下期见！
