海王渣女的段子，渣女海王经典语录

海王渣女的段子，渣女海王经典语录My fishpond is crowded. It's reasonable not to see youWhenI change my heart Inpt only can't brake but also accelerate我的鱼塘人潮拥挤看不到你合情合理

女孩子要像篮球被人抢别像足球被人踢

Girls shouldbe robbed like basketball not kicked like football

我变心的时候不仅不会刹车还会加速

WhenI change my heart Inpt only can't brake but also accelerate

我的鱼塘人潮拥挤看不到你合情合理

My fishpond is crowded. It's reasonable not to see you

好看的皮囊现实出轨有趣的灵魂精神劈腿

Good looking leather bag real cheating interesting soul and spirit split

爱是夺命水情是黄金沙好水配好沙今夜不回家

Love is life -threatening love is gold sand good water good sand. Don't go home tonigh

不怕哥哥是海王就怕咱俩是同行

I'm afraid that if my brother is king of the sea I'm afraid that we're going together

喝酒喝到七分醉情话演到你流泪

When you drink to seven points when you are drunk love talk will make you cny

众人皆是树唯你是青山你品你细品

Everyone is a tree but you are a green mountain. You taste your delicacies