瑞秋谈和罗斯的婚礼（瑞秋看着别人结婚）
瑞秋谈和罗斯的婚礼（瑞秋看着别人结婚）Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was only one woman- for her...Rachel: Barry I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on but it isn't... it isn't it's
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- 英文情景对白
Monica: Oh my God!
Paul: I know I know I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean how clean can teeth get?
Monica: My brother's going through that right now he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Paul: Well you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers say her-
Monica: -leg?
Paul: That's one way! Me I- I went for the watch.
Rachel: Barry I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on but it isn't... it isn't it's about me and I ju- Hi machine cut me off again... anyway...look look
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was only one woman- for her...
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road and Cookie Dough and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies or nuts or whipped cream! This is th
best thing that ever happened to you! You got married you were like what eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer!
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me I uh...
Monica: What?..... What you wanna spell it out with noodles?
Paul: No it's it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Monica: Oh so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Paul: Isn't there?
Monica: Yeah... yeah I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
Paul: Well ever-ev-... ever since she left me um I haven't been able to uh perform. ...Sexually.
Monica:Oh God oh God I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Paul: It's okay...
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Paul: Two years.
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Paul: So you still think you um... might want that fifth date?
Monica:.Yeah. Yeah I do.
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Ross: Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Ross: Y'know here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out ... who am I gonna ask?
- 中文翻译情景对白
嗯，天啊。
我知道，我是个大白痴。
她每周看四五次牙医时我就该了解，
我指牙齿能有多干净？
我哥正承受着这种痛苦，
一副失魂落魄的样子。
你是怎么熬过来的？
你可以不小心砸烂她贵着的东西，如她的……
她的……
……腿？
这样也不赖！我……
我砸烂了她的表。
你真的砸烂过她的表？
你知道最可怕的是什么？
万一每个人一生只有一个女人怎么办？
我的意思是如果你只有一个女人时该怎么办？
不幸地我唯一的女人爱的是……她
你在说什么？一个女人。
那就像在说你只能吃一种口味的冰淇淋，
罗斯，告诉你吧，
冰淇淋的口种有千百种。
有各种点心糖果冰淇淋……
你可以加上小糖条或是核果，
或是奶油，
这是你一生中最美好的事。
你八岁时就结婚了吧？
欢迎来到世界！ 抓住勺子！
我真的不知道自己是饥渴还是欲火焚身？
那么就别碰我家的冰箱。
自从她甩掉我之后我，
什么？…………
什么，你打算边嚼面条边讲？
不，这就像是”第五次约会真情告白”
有第五次约会？
不需要吗？
需要，我想需要的。
你刚才想说什么？
这个……呃……
自从她离开后，
我就一直无法……没做过……
……性方面的……
天啊 天啊 对不起 对不起
没关系……
你现在需要的应该不是让人吐口水吧。
多久了？
两年了。
哇！真高兴你砸烂了她的表！
你还想要第五次约会？
……当然想。
抓住勺子。
知道我等着“抓这把勺子”等了多久吗？
你对”此尔，别逞英雄”这句话有感觉吗？
是这样的。
就算我鼓起勇气约女人出去，
但我要约谁呀？
