外卖小哥的作者：龙腾网外卖小哥

外卖小哥的作者：龙腾网外卖小哥evil shy太有才华了，还能写歌，写的歌还挺好听，哈哈。dy/dxIs this a way of you telling us you are into delivery guys?这就是你向我们坦白你爱上快递小哥的方式吗？Zoe CuiOkay I feel bad for never invite delivery guys inside唉 我好伤心，我还从没有邀请一个快递小哥进我家门Mao’s Little Kitty CatSend each of them a formal apology on WeChat. What’s that? You didn’t get their WeChat- this guilt shall haunt you.......用微信给他们发个道歉吧。什么？你竟然没加他们微信！！你会愧疚一辈子的！！

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Steven Otto
I don''t know what the hell I just watched all I know is I''m hungry now damn it!
我不知道我刚才看了什么，但是我现在好饿，可恶
RedRevengeable
A very intimate relationship with the food delivery guy
与外卖小哥的亲密关系
Fernanda L
The first delivery guy is soooo gorgeous! God! :) His hair is perfect! He said nothing but simply the best part. If he appeared at my door I would not let him go. hahahahaha........
第一个外卖小哥太帅了！天啊！他的发型简直完美！他虽无言，但胜过一切。如果他出现在我的门前，我就不让他走了。哈哈哈
db
What are u implying?
你在暗示什么
Kasey Wahl
小心你的头 had me cracking up so hard.
小心你的头 让我笑死了

Leucci11
none of my delivery guys looked like that lol
我的外卖小哥怎么不像他那么帅
hot Asian
gay porn??
哲学视频？
Ryan Aeria
This song is gonna be in my head whenever I order food.
#小心你的头
每次点外卖都会想起这首歌
小心你的头
Jiamin Zhu
快递小哥才没这么多时间到你沙发上看你吃呢，哈哈哈哈
Nomad Girl
回国以后快递小哥也是最爱啊 生活中不可或缺
林德
好听！不过为什么感觉有点给里给气的……？
Danger Zone
I enjoyed the soft porn.
我喜欢这种带轻微色情的
Ronald McPaul
Your total comes out to 69 yuán.
总共69元
Lucy!
LOL I''ve been back in the States for about 4 years; I''m still in contact with my favourite delivery guys on Weixing lol
哈哈我回国4年了，但是我仍然和我最喜欢的外卖小哥用微信保持联系
Aishwarya
this is how i feel about all my food deliveries
这也是我对我所有外卖小哥的感情
Lada Koroliuk
Genius! And those eyebrow moves in the end oh
天才之作！还有最后的抛媚眼，噢！
Hunter Bliss Photography
Just a casual "Xiao xin ni de tou" (watch your head) thrown in there I died. But the thing that made me laugh most was how much I also deeply love 外卖. A music video is not enough.
只是一句“小心你的头”，就让阿伟死了，但是最能让我笑出声的是我也多么深深地爱着外卖，仅仅一个mv是不够的
Zack P
I feel a genuine connection here with Matt I have a p20pro too
我和matt有一个共同点，我也有p20 pro
Reasonable Ape
Still a better love story than twilight.
比暮光之城更好的爱情故事
DiCola119
Watching this as I wait for my 外卖 delivery. Gonna treat my scooter boy right this time.
我在边看这个视频边等外卖，这次我要好好招待我的外卖小哥。
Shaylet Chabangu
E le ma is life! I don''t know what I''d do without it Life in China for real!
饿了吗就是生活的全部。没了他我都不知道怎么活中国的生活就是这样
Cameron Tarbell
Was it just me or did that robe get shorter and shorter?
这是我的错觉还是那件长袍就是变短了？
Venti Hot Choc
Sensual robe look? I like to go for just got out the shower wet and steamy look!
性感的长袍？我喜欢刚洗完澡湿湿的样子

ZTDZ
The whole song I was thinking the rhyme would go "Oh my.... Oh my WAI MAI"
整首歌我都在想押韵会是“Oh my.... Oh my WAI MAI”
Max Deps
Fantastic! Matt you’re a genius. Thanks a lot.
真棒！马特你真是天才
The Wonton Don
nice looking apartment
公寓不错
Mamahuhu
Wonton Studios Shanghai.
上海的馄饨工作室
Robert Parker
I order 美团 so often all the guys know me. A few times the restaurant forgot something and they’ll send someone to give me plus some free stuff
我点美团太频繁了，外卖小哥都记住我了。有好几次餐厅忘了一些东西，下次他们就会给我多加一些。
Sarp Kaya
You guys should definitely do this delivery app for expats. Always ring me but cannot talk to them. Even if i put don''t ring me on address! Hahaha
你们应该为外籍人士开发外卖app。他们总是给我打电话，但是我和他们又说不了话，即使我备注了不要给我打电话！哈哈哈
Zibin Jing
哈哈太有趣了，你们真的很有才华，如果你们把你们的视频放到b站和微博我相信会有更多人愿意看到...
claude zhang
哈哈哈哈，来来来，那你也给我个5星，我肯定给你个约会。
王cusmad
我觉得你越来越像库里了 lol
Easko
i cry everytime... my 饿了么 is late
每次我的饿了吗迟到我都哭
Oct. D
点外卖入魔了吧哈哈哈
Vrita Rita
Loool that''s the second best song of the year
哈哈，这是今年第二首歌了
Terezija Brezarić
Matt is so hot in this video damn 帅哥~
马特这个视频里这么帅，帅哥
Michael Gu
基情满满
J
Legendary as usual
视频质量和以前一样好
誠
写得很好，马特很骚。
绝望中的歇斯底里
求开放个音源链接。
Zhen Lin CHN
so gay
Han W
第二个外卖小哥神似小岳岳啊
Daniel Kwan
Lyrical plot twists
情节一波三折

evil shy
太有才华了，还能写歌，写的歌还挺好听，哈哈。
dy/dx
Is this a way of you telling us you are into delivery guys?
这就是你向我们坦白你爱上快递小哥的方式吗？
Zoe Cui
Okay I feel bad for never invite delivery guys inside
唉 我好伤心，我还从没有邀请一个快递小哥进我家门
Mao’s Little Kitty Cat
Send each of them a formal apology on WeChat. What’s that? You didn’t get their WeChat- this guilt shall haunt you.......
用微信给他们发个道歉吧。什么？你竟然没加他们微信！！你会愧疚一辈子的！！