龙腾网关于人类行为最有趣的事（龙腾网对说你不搞笑）

龙腾网关于人类行为最有趣的事（龙腾网对说你不搞笑）theginger411 But then the person could reply back “you’re welcome“但是那个人可能会回复“不客气”themanyfaceasianIf you’re in public loudly say “At least I don’t make out with my sister”如果你在公共场合，大声回答说，“至少我没有和我妹妹亲热”hopefully77 This cracked me up. This ones my favorite你成功把我逗笑了，这是我最喜欢的答案Autski Or "NO THANK YOU SIR I DO NOT CARE TO WATCH ORGY PORNOGRAPHY."或者说，“不，谢谢你，先生，我不想看色情片。”peopleshouldbenicer That&#

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What is the best reply to ‘You aren’t funny’?
对说“你不搞笑”最好的回答是什么？

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UninterestingBadger
18 minutes of continous crying is usually my response
我通常是连续哭18分钟
SheWhoSpawnedOP
And intense unrelenting eye-contact
气氛紧张，然后再加毫无感情的眼神交流
Drucifer676
A loud particularly foul smelling fart works better.
放一个大声的，特别难闻的屁效果更好。
Zjoee
I always try to make myself laugh anyone else is just a bonus.
我总是努力让自己开怀大笑，其他人笑不笑无所谓。
MattPick
I genuinely like this.
我真的很喜欢这个。

If I cant make myself laugh first how will I make others laugh?
如果我不能先让自己笑，我怎么能让别人笑呢？
frostbittenwinds
im not joking.
我没开玩笑
i see you fuckers stealing my joke all over. stop it
我发现你们这些混蛋到处学我讲的笑话，停止吧
Dymarob
There was one day when I was in High school where from time to time I would say something not intended to be a joke just like observations and stuff and this one guy kept going "You''re not funny." And I''d go "I wasn''t trying to be funny." Because I genuinely wasn''t. If I was trying to be funny I''d own up to it.
在我上高中的某有一天，我时不时地说了一些话，不是故意开玩笑的，结果有一个人不停地说，“你一点都不好笑。” 我回答说”我不是故意要搞笑的。” 。如果我真的想搞笑的话，我会承认的。
But he kept saying it whenever I said something. After like the fifth time I genuinely shouted "I''M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!"
但是每次我说话的时候他总是这么说。在他说第五次后，我真诚地喊道: “我不是在开玩笑! ! ! ”
I hated that guy.
我讨厌那家伙。
Edit: to everyone replying "you''re not funny" you''re not original. I''ve seen at least 10 different people making the joke already.
编辑: 每个人都回答“你不搞笑” ，你不是原创的。 我已经看到至少10个不同的人在开这个玩笑了。
thacod
“Why’d the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom” “Dude that wasn’t funny” “I’m not joking”
“为什么卫生纸会从山上滚下来? 为了到达山底”“伙计，这一点都不好笑”“我没开玩笑”
Murderific
"I fucked your mom"
”我上了你妈妈”
"You aren''t funny"
”你一点都不好笑”
"I''m not joking"
“我不是在开玩笑”
Axicas242
"You''re serious aren''t you? You''re telling us you killed those 3 young men on the subway?"
“你是认真的，不是吗? 你说你在地铁上杀了那三个年轻人? ”
1BoiledCabbage
"Miss Coco you''re taking it personal I''m joking!"
“可可小姐，你把这当成私人恩怨了，我开玩笑的! ”
"I''M NOT JOKING BITCH!"
“我不是在开玩笑，婊子! ”
LittleWhiteBoots
Absolutely. The best comebacks to me are the ones that give off an “I don’t give a shit” vibe.
当然。我觉得最好的反驳就是制造一副“我不在乎”的架势。
_Trinima_
I use this one quite often.
我以前经常这么做。
Tortuga629
that ones my favorite
这是我最喜欢做的事情
NoodleSaidSo
This is my response to pretty much everything actually
实际上，这是我对几乎所有事情的反应
Nick_645
This might be the highest upvotes time effort ratio of all time.
这可能是有史以来支持率最高的评论。
michael_am
Gotta do it with a big hint of confusion too
还要带着一丝困惑
“Ok....?
“好吧... ... ？
darybrain
Then what would you say after that person has left and you thought about it for 30 minutes?
那么当那个人离开后，你会说什么，你想了30分钟？
MarsNirgal
Jesus Christ.
上帝啊。
Aironpa
I don''t get this one
我不明白你的意思
Rayei1
This would absolutely not work in real life under any context.
这在现实生活中绝对不会起任何作用。
Rantarian
We can''t all get a laugh just by dropping our pants.
我们不能仅仅通过脱掉裤子来使别人大笑。
HuffTehMagikDragoon
This and your parents one are the best
这个和你的父母的那个回答是最好的答案
TheSecularGlass
YOU arent funny...
“你一点都不好笑... ..。
...Got''em
知道了

fizziebutter
Haha great one
哈哈，太棒了
therealyumyum
No that’s not how it’s suppose to work
不，事情不该是这样的
napoleonsolo
So anyway how’s your sex life?
无所谓，那你的性生活怎么样？
AuntBettysNutButter
What a story Mark!
真是个好故事，马克！
KageG213
Certainly not a shitty joke you''ll get out of Reddit comments.
能上红迪网的，肯定不是一个低劣的笑话。
-Manu_
You''re not funny
你一点都不好笑
IXInsaneJamesXI
Ooo I’ll use this one next time
下次我会用这个
FarFun1
Of course I''m not funny. I''m Dad
我当然不搞笑，因为我是你爸爸
DarkRoseXoX
I bloody despise you at the moment well done dad.
我现在非常鄙视你，干得好，爸爸。
JonArbuckleiscute
I feel like this would just create an awkward silence if it was just two people having this conversation
我觉得如果只有两个人在交谈，这么问会造成一种尴尬的沉默
_for_the_memes
Now this this is my fave comment
这是我最喜欢的评论
Milkybootyhole69
Not a good response
这不是一个好的回答
SuperMarioGuy4
r/dadjokes
爸爸的那个笑话
Bigdikmic
If I wanted tips on how to make a joke I''d ask your parents
如果我想知道如何开玩笑，我会问你的父母的
Bigdikmic
Glad so many people like this it came to me when I was having a fake argument with myself
很高兴有这么多人喜欢我的评论，当我和自己假装争吵的时候，我想到了这个答案
73177138585296
This would work if people already thought you were funny. If people think you''re annoying and unfunny this will make them think you''re more annoying and unfunny.
如果人们认为你很有趣的话，这个方法就会奏效。 如果人们认为你很烦人而且不好笑，这会让他们觉得你更烦人而且更不好笑。
arquemusic
Holy fuck
我操
TannedCroissant
“Ughhh.... not funny Dad”
“呃... ... 不好笑，爸爸”
food_is_crack
things like this are why you guys get told you arent funny
这就是为什么有人说你们不好笑

theginger411
But then the person could reply back “you’re welcome“
但是那个人可能会回复“不客气”
themanyfaceasian
If you’re in public loudly say “At least I don’t make out with my sister”
如果你在公共场合，大声回答说，“至少我没有和我妹妹亲热”
hopefully77
This cracked me up. This ones my favorite
你成功把我逗笑了，这是我最喜欢的答案
Autski
Or "NO THANK YOU SIR I DO NOT CARE TO WATCH ORGY PORNOGRAPHY."
或者说，“不，谢谢你，先生，我不想看色情片。”
peopleshouldbenicer
That''d go down horribly. They''d look at you weird and then say "good one einstein"
那就太糟糕了，他们会用奇怪的眼光看着你，然后说”好一个爱因斯坦”
812many
"They really are the worst twins ever."
“他们真是有史以来最糟糕的双胞胎。”
EhIsForCanehdians
In all seriousness that''s not a very good comeback.
严肃地说，这不是一个很好的反击。
Everyone would just think you''re an awkward person.
每个人都会认为你是个尴尬的人。
skalpelis
At least I don''t hitch a ride to Bratislava when I want to go to Berlin.
至少我想去柏林的时候不会搭便车去伯拉第斯拉瓦。
agumonkey
self-five woh yeah
自我击掌，说“哦耶”
JAMES_ATE_MY_WAFFLES
"Fuck you."
“去你妈的。”
HacksawJimDGN
This is the only one that would actually work in a real conversation.
这是唯一一个在真实对话中起作用的方法。
Beetin
You want to say "fuck you" without taking the bait though (You aren''t funny is 99% trying to provoke). Trying to make a "witty" response just lets them double down. You want to be unaffected and also disappointed in them.
你想说“去你妈的”却不想上他们的当(说你不搞笑，99%都是在挑衅)。试图做出一个“机智”的回答只会让他们加倍努力嘲笑你。你希望自己不受影响，同时想表达对他们感到失望。
"Oh you are one of those people"
“哦，原来你也是那种人”
"Wow that is some high school / immature shit right there"
”哇，你真是个不成熟的高中生”
If you are an adult just be the bigger person and either shrug it off or at most point out how immature/socially unaware it is to say that to people.
如果你是一个成年人，就做一个大度的人，要么耸耸肩，要么最多指出对别人说这些话是多么不成熟和不尊重。
If you are a teenager good luck everyone kind of sucks!
如果你是一个青少年，那么祝你好运，每个人多少都有点坏！
XaWEh
Or the alternative from a previous AskReddit question :" Bless your heart " or " I hope you have a wonderful day"
或者从之前的 AskReddit 问题中选择一个: “保佑你”或“我希望你有一个美好的一天”
aforementionedapples
Then they come back with "Do it yourself coward!"
然后，他们反击说: “你自己动手吧，懦夫! ”
What then?
然后呢？
Jorjie0104
"Your mom"
”你妈妈”
Idliketothinkimsmart
"Lol ok"
“哈哈，好吧”
legendofzella
Do you actually say "lol" in person?
你真的当面说“ lol”吗？
TheFischschtick
"If you can''t beat em eat em." -Jeffrey Dahmer the people nommer
“如果你不能打败他们，就吃掉他们。”——杰弗里 · 达默
WankSpanksoff
“And you aren’t tactful”
”你不够圆滑”
uselessfork19
then why is my life such a fucking joke
为什么我的生活就是个笑话
AdvocateSaint
I remember taking an exam in an Intro to Italian class
我记得在意大利语入门课上参加了一次考试
In the sentence construction part we had to write about our classmates.
在句子结构部分，我们要求必须写我们的同学。
I mistakenly chose to use "scherzo" instead of "divertente " so instead of saying "Dwight is funny " I wrote
我错误地选择了“谐谑曲”而不是“ divertente” ，所以我没有说“ Dwight 很有趣” ，而是写道
"Dwight is a joke."
“ Dwight是个笑话。”
My professor''s big red question marks on that item almost made it worth it
我的教授在那个问题上留下了一个大大的红色问号，让这一切都值了
FATFACEFREAK52
I used to say this but one of my friends always replied with something along the lines of "it can''t be because a joke has meaning." :(
我过去常常这么说，但是我的一个朋友总是这样回答我: “这不可能，因为笑话是有意义的。” :(
Dharmsara
This sounds better in Jim Jeffries’ voice
如果用吉姆 · 杰弗里斯的声音说这句话，效果会更好
pansexualsquirrl
Tell me how to be funny then
那么告诉我怎样才能变得有趣
MyPpHurts-Help
So this scientist turns himself into a pickle...
所以这个科学家把自己变成了泡菜。
InItsTeeth
...but I am funny looking
但我长得很滑稽呀
Undecided_User_Name
That''s part of my pick up line.
这是我搭讪语的一部分。
"Hey I''m both funny and funny looking so I know I''ll make you laugh."
“嘿，我谈吐有趣，而且长得也有趣，所以我能让你开怀大笑。”
OneAttentionPlease
You are free to leave.
你可以走了。
phasers_to_stun
Yea I know (then start crying)
是的，我知道(然后开始哭)
Captain_borf
I know. I just don’t care.
我知道，但我不在乎。
Charles520
This is probably the best response.
这可能是最佳回答。
GIBBEEEHHH
This... Is actually the best response in here. This opened my eyes a lot. Thanks
这可能是最佳回答，真让我大开眼界。谢谢

XBxnjxminX
You''re not funny
你一点都不好笑
totallynot14_
this is going to take a really long time to say
这需要很长时间来说明
73177138585296
This is the only good response in this thread
这是这个话题唯一好的回应
imjusthere4thelolz
I don’t have a good reply to this. If it’s said to me I just kinda chuckle and say “yeah.” As in “yeah you’re right.”
对此我没有一个很好的回答。如果有人这样对我说，我只是轻声笑着说，“是的。” 就像”是的，你说得对”
Uearie
Same. I say either that or “I know.”
一样，我要么像你这么说，要么说“我知道”
TheInnsmouthLook
"You''re not nice"
”你一点都不友好”
softlumar
I like this. Just guilt out the person
我喜欢这样，可以让对方感到内疚
Abramabundiz
If it gets to that point you must have annoyed someone with some annoying ass shit lol
如果对方真的这么说了，你一定说了一些让对方惹恼的话
LSDeeznutz419
Well looks aren''t everything!
好吧，外表不是一切！
Blarf100
Fair enough.
有道理。
aKnightWh0SaysNi
“I know I have so much trouble with humor that I have to ask in forum posts for witty comebacks.”
“我知道，我缺乏幽默感，所以我在论坛帖子中请求提高幽默感的秘诀。”
ruebeus421
In this thread: a lot of unfunny people.
在这个帖子里很有多不好笑的人。
Cthulhu_Ferrigno
post that says to yell "at least i don''t make out with my sister" at about 8000 upvotes. what the fuck.
上面那条”至少我不会和我妹妹亲热”的评论得到8000个赞。搞什么。
juju005
Yeah the only good ones i saw were "thanks" and "i already know" like???
是啊，我看到的唯一好的回答就是”谢谢”和”我已经知道了” ，就像..？
SongsNotSung
"I wasn''t trying to be."
“我不是故意的。”
Nufi0us
"yeah well the jerk store called and they''re running out of you"
”是啊，那个混蛋商店打电话来了，他们快把你卖光了”
Rav4xle
"What''s the difference? You''re their all-time best seller!"
“这两句话有什么区别? 你是他们卖的最火的商品! ”
official_fox_news
I was a comedian for a few years. After a show a girl hit me with "You aren''t funny." I hit back with "And you aren''t pretty - but at least I have the option to talk about the weather."
我做过几年喜剧演员。演出结束后，一个女孩对我说: “你一点都不好笑。” 我反击到“你还不漂亮呢——但至少我可以选择谈论天气。”
HausOfCheeks
I see you’re still not funny
我看你还是一点都不好笑
PM_ME_UR_PUPPYDOGS
Judging by your response I think I’d probably agree with her. Because that comeback definitely isn’t funny and doesn’t even work properly.
从你的反应来看，我想我可能会同意她的看法。 因为这样的反击绝对不好笑，还起不到什么效果。
Wagnaard
yes I am.
是的，我就是不搞笑。
DieDonerbruderschaft
HELL TO YOU
见鬼去吧
chewymilk02
Man it’s painful to see so many people pretend to be witty. These are bad
看到这么多人假装机智真让人痛苦，这些回答都不好
Phoduck
Well you just missed a perfect opportunity to stay silent.
你刚刚错过了一个保持沉默的绝佳机会。
DrivenToDarkness
“Tell me something I don’t already know”
”告诉我一些我不知道的事情”
ReaBubbz
Just start crying and talk about your horrible childhood. They always seem to apologize so it works for me
开始哭泣，然后谈论你可怕的童年。他们似乎每次都想要道歉，这对我很有用
typeyhands
Uncontrollable sobbing?
无法控制的哭泣？
910215ismyusername
I’m sorry. You can spank me now daddy.
对不起，你可以打我屁股了，爸爸。
coolbutnerdy
I know. I tried.
我知道，我已经很努力了。
Greenkeeper132
That''s just sad.
太可悲了。
jh937hfiu3hrhv9
Cold stare pregnant pause change subject.
冷漠的凝视，停顿，最后转移话题。
BrotherDBAD
"ok"
”好的”
Indifference is the only proper response to this sort of thing unless you wanna go with a "fuck you" while walking away.
对于这种事情，漠不关心是唯一恰当的反应，除非你想一边走一边说“去你妈的”。
matt_nightman
I just look at them and then continue talking to whoever else is there because this signifies that there comment meant nothing to me
我只是看着他们，然后继续和在场的其他人交谈，因为这意味着他们说的话对我来说毫无意义
LucioFer95
I''ll put your opinion on a saving account. Maybe on some years will generate some interest for me.
我会把你的意见记在小本本上的。也许在将来某一时刻会让我产生一些兴趣。
focoonthecoco
Nah youd sound like a dork tbh
不，你听起来像个傻瓜
SalvageET
I''m saving this one
我要留着这个回答，下次使用
Killafornia95
I would straight up call you a a dumbass if you did that lol
如果你那样笑，我会直接叫你傻瓜
krishh19
It’s a bit hard to make a clown laugh outsiders the circus
让一个小丑在马戏团外面开怀大笑是有点难
Ni__ers
There''s a reason y''all get told you aren''t funny.
有人说你不幽默是有原因的。
oddwithoutend
You aren''t funny.
你一点都不好笑。
lawrencelewillows
It’s super cringey
这真是太令人讨厌了
BadMG
You should tell that at parties.
你应该在聚会上说出来。
oddwithoutend
Best reply is to continue whichever joke you were making before the comment and make it funny. If you can''t you''re not funny. Or maybe you are and you should just let this one go and wait for your next opportunity to be funny.
最好的回复就是继续你之前讲的笑话，并且让它变得有趣。如果你不能，你就不幽默。或者你应该放弃这个机会，等待下一个机会变得有趣。
Lia-Manila
Well okay that''s your opinion.
好吧，那是你的看法。
agentp4
You''re right I''m looking at the joke right now
你说得对，我现在就在看这个笑话
PINEAPPLEPEN_lol
I''m looking at the funnier joke right now
我正在看一个更有趣的笑话
spwf
Is that something people say to each other in conversation?
这是人们在谈话中对彼此说的话吗？
To answer the question I’d just say “k” and keep going. One person not finding someone funny doesn’t make that person not funny.
要回答这个问题，我只要说“ k”开头的词语，然后继续谈话。 一个人不觉得某人有趣，并不意味着那个人没有趣。
ComposerNate
Weird.
真奇怪。
Maxcalibur
My favourite is "I know".
我最喜欢的回答是“我知道”。
I mean that attitude destroyed my self-image in the long run but at least I got to deflect it in the moment right?
我的意思是，从长远来看，这种态度有点自嘲的意思，但至少我在那一刻化解了尴尬，不是吗？
StephanieJTanner
For me it’s usually “Then why am I laughing?” My husband loves to tell me how not funny I am when I’m cracking myself up.
对我来说，通常是“那我为什么会笑? ” 当我崩溃的时候，我丈夫喜欢告诉我我是多么的不好笑。
kar98kforccw
Well not all of us are a fucking joke Karen
不是所有人都是他妈的笑话， Karen
Biono03
this would just be cringey irl
这个女孩太可怕了
Youpunyhumans
"You''re right im not funny. Im hilarious"
“你说得对，我不搞笑，我是很搞笑。”
tossitawayandbefree
throw up on them
吐在他们身上
julezz30
"I think I''m hilarious"
”我觉得我很搞笑”
And or variation "I think I''m funny and luckily nobody cares what you think"
或者“我觉得我很有趣，幸运的是没人在乎你怎么想”

w--a--t--e--r
I know
我知道
Murky_Macropod
It’s hard to appreciate humour when your whole life’s a joke.
你的生活就是一个笑话，你很难欣赏幽默。
BlameThePinot
sounds like a personal problem
听起来像是私人问题
banmeifurgay
“Stop you aren’t funny i told you”
”别说了，我告诉过你不好笑”
Puts Uno reverse card away
把一张反向卡放到一边
Casually pulls out glock
随手拿出格洛克手枪
MSsucks
Oh yeah! Well you''re....you''re not funny ...shut up!
哦，是的! 你... 你一点都不好笑... 闭嘴！