甜瓜替补火箭阵容（火箭强烈考虑裁掉甜瓜）
甜瓜替补火箭阵容（火箭强烈考虑裁掉甜瓜）球迷：是他做的吗？尼克斯球迷：火箭：甜瓜往我们水里下毒，烧掉了我们的庄稼，还凭一己之力扼杀了我们的季后赛席位。Rockets: Melo poisoned our water supply burned our crops and singlehandedly cost us a playoff birthFans: He did?Rockets: No but are we just going to wait around until he does?!
[Stein] The Rockets have denied they are waiving Carmelo Anthony but two sources close to the situation say Anthony has been informed that his brief time with the team will soon be ending. Anthony has been listed as "out" for Houston's game tonight against Indiana due to illness.
NBA名记Marc Stein报道称：虽然休斯顿火箭已经否认他们要裁掉卡梅罗-安东尼，但是两个了解情况的消息源透露称，火箭已经通知安东尼，称其在球队的短暂时光将很快结束。今晚对阵步行者的比赛，安东尼已因病被火箭列为“无法出战”。
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[–]Knicks smileyfrown 3488 points 5 hours ago
Rockets: Melo poisoned our water supply burned our crops and singlehandedly cost us a playoff birth
Fans: He did?
Rockets: No but are we just going to wait around until he does?!
尼克斯球迷：火箭：甜瓜往我们水里下毒，烧掉了我们的庄稼，还凭一己之力扼杀了我们的季后赛席位。
球迷：是他做的吗？
火箭：还没，可是难道我们非得坐等这一切都发生吗？
[–][UTA] Derrick Favors BusSeatFabric 479 points 5 hours ago
S C A P E G O A T
费沃斯球迷：背！锅！侠！
[–][HOU] Shane Battier dustybagels 157 points 4 hours ago
Morey said it's completely unfair that he's being singled out when everyone is playing like dog shit. Rockets fans are saying the same thing. I don't know where y'all are getting this stuff from
巴蒂尔球迷：莫雷说过了，对甜瓜的指责是不公平的。毕竟大家打得都烂的时候，他被单独针对了。火箭球迷也是这么说的。我不知道你们这些信息从哪儿来的、
[–]Raptors neobowman 1333 points 5 hours ago
Hawks and Rockets legend Carmelo Anthony.
猛龙球迷：火箭和老鹰名宿，卡梅隆-安东尼。
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown OrangeKookie 851 points 5 hours ago
He's getting paid 30 million by Atlanta to not play for them. What a god
杰伦-布朗球迷：为了不让安东尼效力，亚特兰大可是给了他3000万美金啊。逆天了。
[–]Raptors therealAce 24 points 4 hours ago
Can he go back there and play for them if he's waived by the Rockets? That'd be the ultimate bamboozle.
猛龙球迷：那他要是被火箭裁了，能回去为老鹰打球吗？那样就是终极骗术了。
[–]Hawks Maverick_1991 173 points 4 hours ago
Lets fucking do it.
Every tank needs a commander.
老鹰球迷：就这么干吧。每支摆烂的球队都需要一个司令官。
[–]Knicks Igemonas 1234 points 5 hours ago
in before Melo signs with Golden State and is transformed into their sixth man all star
尼克斯球迷：甜瓜将与勇士签约，然后成为他们的第六人全明星。
[–]Saigon_Jinn 375 points 4 hours ago
Tbh I think this is pretty much the only team that could potentially extend melo's career. Absolutely zero pressure to perform just come off the bench for a few mins a game and chuck some shots up. However they could also be the team that gets Melo's attitude right so that he could potentially have a productive last few seasons.
说实话啊，我觉得勇士大概是唯一一支可能延长甜瓜职业生涯的球队。他在那里绝对可以毫无压力地打球，每场比赛就替补上场几分钟投几球就行了。不过勇士同样可以让甜瓜拿出正确的态度，这样的话，他有可能在职业生涯最后几年贡献一定的输出。
[–]Lakers caughtinthought 47 points 3 hours ago
Zero pressure unless he somehow goes to gsw and they don't win the finals lmao
湖人球迷：除非他去了勇士之后，勇士没法赢得总冠军，不然甜瓜还真是没有任何压力，哈哈哈
[–]worlds_best_grandma 266 points 3 hours ago
They are truly the only team who can unlock Olympic Melo.
勇士还真是唯一能激活奥运瓜的球队。
[–]Pacers pfqq 111 points 3 hours ago
"We'd like to help Carmelo Anthony get a championship and sign a great contract with a Chinese team somewhere else"
步行者球迷：火箭表示：“我们想帮助安东尼去一支中国球队赢得冠军并签下一份大合约。”
[–]Warriors wafino1 1514 points 5 hours ago
ay yo P they're waiving me
勇士球迷：哎泡椒啊，他们要裁掉我呢。（安东尼为雷霆效力时初期有次接受媒体采访时喊话：“哎泡椒，他们说我得打替补！）
[–]dropdatdurkadurk 697 points 5 hours ago
Ay yo P they telling me I wont even be able to come off the bench now
哎泡椒啊，他们告诉我说我现在甚至连替补都打不了。
[–]Knicks Quinnett 375 points 4 hours ago
Ay yo P I’m going to China
尼克斯球迷：哎泡椒啊，我要去中国了。
[–]Nuggets dmendo54 17 points 6 hours ago
I hope melo knows Chinese
掘金球迷：我希望甜瓜懂中文。
[–]Pelicans _go_fuck_y0urself 147 points 4 hours ago
ay p is the funniest shit ever
鹈鹕球迷：这个“哎泡椒啊”的梗真的是最逗的。
[–]Celtics Brad-Stevens 412 points 6 hours ago
Dudes not even gonna make it until Thanksgiving lmaoo
凯尔特人球迷：瓜哥甚至还没发熬到感恩节啊，哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers yungtatha 224 points 6 hours ago
Post-Thanksgiving feast Melo won't even be able to run for more than a few possessions.
湖人球迷：感恩节吃饱过后，甜瓜在场上估计几个回合下来就跑不动了。
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[–][GSW] Stephen Curry sergechewbacca 1730 points 5 hours ago
Damn. I know everyone here hates Melo but this is just sad.
库里球迷：靠。我知道这个专区的每个人都讨厌甜瓜，但是这个新闻也太悲哀了吧。
[–][SAS] Manu Ginobili parkerduh 42 points 6 hours ago
Yeah agreed pretty sad ending to his career
吉诺比利球迷：赞同，要是以这种方式收尾职业生涯那也太难过了。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry sergechewbacca 166 points 5 hours ago
He had a terrible game against OKC but apart from that I don't think he's been bad for Houston. Their problems lie much deeper.
库里球迷：他之前在对阵雷霆的比赛中确实表现很差，但是除此之外，我觉得他在火箭表现还是不错的。火箭的问题远不止于此。
[–]Rockets chrisrock176 140 points 5 hours ago
Fr it's not his fault our star players are playing like shit
火箭球迷：说实话，不是他的锅，我们的球星球员都打得很烂。
[–]DwyaneTheCockJohnson 14 points 5 hours ago
U need Ariza
你们需要阿里扎。
[–][POR] Meyers Leonardi amthegraham 39 points 5 hours ago
I would be surprised if some dumb team didn't pick him up
开拓者球迷：要是某些蠢队没有要安东尼，那我就很奇怪了。
[–][CLE] Zydrunas Ilgauskas APF429 149 points 5 hours ago
He's gonna be a Laker lol
骑士球迷：他会去湖人的，哈哈哈
[–]Cavaliers Dadoaesop 33 points 5 hours ago
Doubtful. What role would he play? When are they gonna give him minutes? All he would be doing would take minutes from younger players who actually have upside and are a part of the Lakers’ future.
Nope he’s gonna go to a tanking team with no interest in winning at this point
骑士球迷：对此表示怀疑。他去湖人扮演什么角色？湖人什么时候会让他上场？何况他会占用湖人那些正在上升期的年轻人的出场时间，后者可是湖人的未来啊。
他去不了湖人，他会去一支目前一心摆烂对赢球毫无兴趣的球队。
[–][CLE] Zydrunas Ilgauskas APF429 152 points 5 hours ago
oh god he's gonna be a Cav
骑士球迷：天呐，那他要来骑士了。
[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 13 points 6 hours ago
Seriously I don’t see a single team signing him
乔治球迷：讲真，我觉得没有任何球队会要他。
[–][PHI] Allen Iverson EuroStep0 85 points 6 hours ago
i mean we desparately need some guys on bench but i'm not sure i want it to be Melo
76人球迷：我们的板凳实力确实需要加强，可我不确定我们会需要甜瓜。
[–]Nets zase1 427 points 5 hours ago*
Always thought he would age gracefully since he always had a great stroke and didn’t really rely too much on athleticism
篮网球迷：一直都觉得甜瓜会优雅地老去，毕竟他的投射能力在那里，而且他的球风也不大依赖运动能力。
[–][SAC] Vlade Divac MOTHMAN666 270 points 4 hours ago
You have to change your entire game and put in alot of work to age gracefully for declining athleticism need some high IQ as well. I thought he would drop off but not this hard and fast..
国王球迷：那你得完全改变你的比赛方式，投入大量的努力，并且还需要高球商，这样才能在运动能力下滑之际优雅地老去啊。我之前就觉得他会下滑，但是没想到会这么狠这么快。
[–][TOR] Damon Stoudamire poohster33 232 points 3 hours ago
This is how I thought VC would drop off but Carter just keeps putting in the work to stay relevant.
猛龙球迷：所以我以前就觉得卡特会下滑，但是他会用努力来让自己跟上比赛节奏。
[–]Lakers wutdefukk 58 points 4 hours ago
he's too fat. Someone tell him to stop wearing so much gear.
湖人球迷：甜瓜太胖了。有人该跟他说说别搞那么多行头在身上了。
[–]Raptors dontnobodyknow 26 points 3 hours ago
That's how he hides his fat.
猛龙球迷：这样才能掩盖脂肪啊。
[–]Timberwolves DrWolves 728 points 5 hours ago
the saddest part about this is that Melo still thinks he's got it
森林狼球迷：最可悲的是，甜瓜仍然觉得自己还不错。
[–]lerens9 474 points 5 hours ago
I haven't heard him say anything to the media during his Rockets tenure I think he's been trying his best.
甜瓜为火箭效力期间，我没听过他对媒体抱怨过什么。我觉得他也在尽力啊。
[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonard GatherLemon 119 points 5 hours ago
His game is still nice if you image all his shots went in
马刺球迷：如果你假想他的投篮都进了的话，那他的比赛还是很不错的。
[–]Cavaliers Clevelandlandlord 37 points 4 hours ago
Honestly I'd be in the NBA if i just never missed probably one of the major things holding me back.
骑士球迷：这么说的话，要是我没有错过任何一次阻碍我前进的重大机会，那这会儿我已经进入NBA了。
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[–]76ers shiktik 511 points 6 hours ago
Damn this is straight disrespect. They were hyping him up so much literally a month ago
76人球迷：靠，这真的是不尊重人。火箭一个月前还把他捧得那么高啊。
[–]Spurs Dimaaaa 243 points 6 hours ago
Melo may be playing poorly but CP3 is having a bad start as well Harden playing like he doesn’t care at times. They lost Ariza too. But hey let’s all blame Melo right?
马刺球迷：安东尼或许是打得差，但是保罗开赛以来表现也烂啊，哈登有时候也是满不在乎的。而且火箭还没了阿里扎。但是管他的，咱们只管喷甜瓜就是，对吧？
[–][PHI] Jerami Grant Wilt69 537 points 6 hours ago
We all know the issues that Melo can’t fix like his defense just being bad. But it’s honestly sad because he cut down his ISO’s and was mainly catch and shoot even in OKC but it’s like he’s just been cold since 2014.
76人球迷：咱们都知道有些问题甜瓜自身是解决不了的，比如他那稀烂的防守。但是这条消息还是很悲哀啊，因为他已经减少了个人单打，甚至在雷霆时期都以接球就投为主，但是他自从2014年之后的手感就凉了。
[–]Mavericks Westerlos 717 points 6 hours ago
he’s just been cold since 2014
That means he sucks.
独行侠球迷：“他自从2014年之后的手感就凉了。”
这不就是说他现在很菜吗。
[–]Warriors yungkerg 66 points 5 hours ago
He just plain doesnt work on his body like a lot of elite players do. Just watch that video of Lebron leading the Olympic team in a workout. Melo barely even tries at all
勇士球迷：他没有像很多顶尖球员那样下苦功夫调节自己的身体。刚看了勒布朗率领美国队的一场训练视频，甜瓜当时甚至都没怎么用功。
[–]Celtics BandwagonPmmeauniqueusername 315 points 6 hours ago
Melo signs with lakers lebron and the memers beats Houston in wcf.
凯尔特人球迷：安东尼加盟湖人吧，勒布朗加上这些逗比将在西决中击败火箭。
[–]Lakers TheDailyDosage 161 points 6 hours ago
As hilarious as this would be I don’t want him to come to the Lakers.
湖人球迷：虽说那样会很有意思，可是我不想他来湖人。
[–]untouchable765 76 points 6 hours ago
Remember when OKC fans said Melo was a huge pickup. Remember when Houston fans said Melo was going to dominate other teams benches. Who wants to be the next stupid team?
还记得当初雷霆球迷说安东尼的加盟是球队捡了个大便宜吗？还记得火箭球迷说甜瓜会支配其他球队的替补席吗？谁还想成为下一个愚蠢的球队？
[–]jimmybutlereatspoop 25 points 5 hours ago
Wolves or 6ers
森林狼或者76人。
[–]Cameroooooski 89 points 6 hours ago
MELO TO MIAMI
甜瓜去热火吧。
[–]Heat reyesdj15 39 points 6 hours ago
Something tells me this is gonna happen
热火球迷：还真有可能啊。
[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 17 points 6 hours ago
Pat Riley refused to give Lebron what he wanted
You think he’s gonna do anything Melo wants?
乔治球迷：帕特-莱利连詹姆斯的要求都不会满足。
你觉得他会在意甜瓜的想法？
[–]CasualFan8 270 points 6 hours ago
They're hiring a Hitman to take out Melo
火箭将雇佣一个杀手去干掉甜瓜。
[–]Rockets AaronRodgers16 114 points 6 hours ago
“You want your contract or your knee caps?”
火箭球迷：“你想要你的合同还是你的膝盖骨？”
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[–]stephen301 277 points 6 hours ago
Lmfaooo
笑死个人啊。
[–]AlwaysFearTheBeard 108 points 6 hours ago
This is a dumb move by the rockets.
火箭这个操作真的蠢。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irving youronion4 282 points 6 hours ago
Saying "his brief time with the team will soon be ending" is honestly more savage than just waiving him
欧文球迷：说“他在球队的短暂时光将很快结束”这可比裁掉他要更残忍啊。
[–]Supersonics China_Made 41 points 6 hours ago
Where are all the Rockets fans who said that Melo would be a huge gamechanger
超音速球迷：那些当初说甜瓜会成为影响比赛走势的关键先生的火箭球迷去哪儿了？
[–]Lakers rawchess 65 points 6 hours ago
I mean he was.
Gamechanged Houston to their worst start in years lmaooo
湖人球迷：我觉得他的确影响了走势。
他让休斯顿经历了这几年的最差开局，哈哈哈
[–]Raptors Ronshol 67 points 6 hours ago
Don't do Melo like that. Everyone on the Rockets has been playing dogshit. Melo has been pretty decent for a guy who is being paid the vet min.
猛龙球迷：别这么调侃安东尼。火箭队的每个人都打得烂，甜瓜拿的只是老将合同，他打得算是不错了。
[–]Cavaliers nephewhours 72 points 6 hours ago
That was way too quick imo feel like they might be blaming the early struggles of the team on Melo which isn’t fair.
骑士球迷：我觉得甜瓜这种下滑方式真的太快了。感觉火箭这是把球队在赛季初期的挣扎都甩锅甜瓜了，不公平啊。
[–]Pacers TheBoilerCat 218 points 6 hours ago
This man gonna play for and piss off every team in the NBA.
步行者球迷：甜瓜这是要为NBA每支球队效力个遍，然后都得罪个遍啊。
[–]CasualFan8 228 points 6 hours ago
Hawks literally paid this man $28 mil just to stay away
老鹰付给他2800万美金，实际上是为了让他离的远远地。
[–]Warriors phonage_aoi 36 points 5 hours ago
I still don’t get what their incentive to do that deal. Was Schroeder really that toxic?
勇士球迷：我仍然不理解老鹰这笔交易的动机所在。施罗德之前真的有毒吗？
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose JoeDoesGames 135 points 6 hours ago
Top comments in this thread:
“This is sad”
“Lmfaooo”
Never change r/nba
公牛球迷：这个帖子离的热门评论如下：
“太可悲了”
“哈哈哈哈”
这个专区就是这个尿性。
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来源：Reddit
编译：云长刮个痧
