学习英语的网络用语（我们骂人都开始变得很优雅）

学习英语的网络用语（我们骂人都开始变得很优雅）别人都能炸上天，如果大脑是炸药，If brains were dynamiteyou wouldn't have enoughto blow your nose.

Maybe if you ate some of that makeup

you could be pretty on the inside.

你试试吃点化妆品吧，

没准能增加点内在美。

If brains were dynamite

you wouldn't have enough

to blow your nose.

如果大脑是炸药，

别人都能炸上天，

可你连炸油条都不够。

(blow双关，爆炸/擤鼻子。)

I look into your eyes and

get the feeling nobody is driving.

你的眼神深处有一种无人驾驶的空旷感。

Ordinarily people live and learn.

You just live.

普通人都是活到老学到老。

你只做到了前者。

They said you were a big asset.

I told them they were off by two letters.

人们说你是莎士比亚。

我告诉他们，你们多说了俩字。

(原句asset减掉两个字母是ass，傻逼/混蛋)