s7huni杰斯：老外怎么看S7小组赛第八日

s7huni杰斯：老外怎么看S7小组赛第八日-mountain把小花生打成了花生酱。Mountain just crushed Peanut like the food he is named after.-等着看C9选了风女然后啥都不干吧。We did it boys.-我们做到了：(

AHQ VS SKT

SKT taking notes from TSM's strategy of "leave Janna open do nothing lose the game"

-SKT这战术看起来是从TSM那里抄过来的“放风女，啥都不干，然后输掉。”

Watch C9 pick her and do nothing with her.

-等着看C9选了风女然后啥都不干吧。

We did it boys.

-我们做到了：(

Mountain just crushed Peanut like the food he is named after.

-mountain把小花生打成了花生酱。

SKT Faker (Kassadin): Jarvan IV Teleport - Ready

-SKT faker(卡萨丁)：皇子传送-已准备好

Westdoor fizz is legendary.

-西门的小鱼人真是传奇。

Even when NA doesn't play they get fucked over in week 2

-即使NA没上场，第二周他们局势也变得更糟了。

EDG vs C9

Not a single turret taken by C9...

C9甚至连一座塔都没拿到

Don't worry they got cloud drake. . .

别担心，他们至少拿了一条风龙(英语直译云龙)

Well you know... They are cloud 9

不过你知道的，他们叫云9来着

8 to go!

所以还有8条要拿！

our ryze is bad

the region is worse

you guessed it right

my heart fucking hurts

我们瑞兹很糟

赛区整体更差

你的担心是对的

我心脏病已犯了

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Our region is hopeless

I am sad

玫瑰红似娇

紫罗兰甚湛

赛区已无望

我心更惨淡

Good and bad news!

Good one: C9 is week 3 not 2!

Bad one: NA sucks at week 3 too!

我有一个好消息和一个坏消息！你要听哪个？

好消息是：C9现在是第三周了！不是第二周！

坏消息是：北美在第三周一样很糟

Caitlyn about to do for China what Moses did for Egypt

女警之于中国简直好比摩西之于埃及

C9's plan:

1. Pick Ryze.

2. Give Chinese team Galio Jarven god combo.

3. Do nothing let Caitlyn push towers.

4. Lose Baron fight.

5. Week 2 NA 1-8 now.

C9的游戏规划：

1.选瑞兹

2.放中国队加里奥 皇子的组合

3.放任女警推塔

4.大龙团送

5.北美第二周1-8达成

Jensen thought he avoided Week 2 with Playin. What he didnt know: NA gets worse with each week passing by!

Jensen以为他成功避开了二周魔咒，但是他没想到的是：其实这个魔咒的真面目是北美一周比一周打的烂

Just who exactly is behind all of thi..

其实这场比赛是他们打的……

C9 vs SKT

Graph of Contractz' IQ over the course of the game

本场比赛Contractz的智商波动图表

y=3cos((8pi/25)(x-1/2))

kkOma after that game

本场比赛过后的KKOMA

BROTHER IMPACT SPYERINO

内奸大兄弟IMPACT啊！

AHQ vs EDG

iMan

我，真男人

iDaddy

我，你爹

iCarry

我，带飞

(iBoy ID梗)

Me as an NA fan

我作为一个北美粉丝的心情：

Dear all teams at worlds

献给世界赛上亲爱的各支战队：

你的瑞兹是个傻逼英雄(对对对，就是你们，AHQ MSF C9和TSM，别跑)

Our Ryze is bad

Our plays the worst

You guessed it right

It doesn't work

我们瑞兹很糟

选手打的更菜

你的担心没错

全是徒劳无功

Me: Yay Chawy's back!

AHQ: Ryze into Syndra

Me:.....THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK CHAWY SUCKS AHQ FFS

我：哇！Chawy终于上场了欸！

AHQ:我们用瑞兹打辛德拉

我：……这就是为什么大家都说Chawy把Ahq坑了的原因吧……干！

iboy's interview was hilarious.

Lagging IRL.

0_________________0

iBoy的采访太逗了

简直就是现实生活中活生生的延迟

0_________________0

does this look like the face of mercy?

看上去是不是一张充满慈悲的面孔？(EESAMA后继有人)

everyone complains about exports from another region but no one is complaing that EDG imported Iboy from another planet? 0___0

所有人都在吐槽其他赛区的外援，可是就没人抱怨过EDG从其他星球拉了个外援过来吗？0__0

C9 VS AHQ

MFW when NA drafts winning lanes Janna. It took 10 games but NA finally learned.

-北美队伍总算学会选线上英雄和风女了，虽然用了十场比赛来学，但是终于学会了。

I knew it was over when AHQ banned Ryze

-我看到AHQban掉瑞兹，我就知道结束了。

The 4 Horsemen of the Worlds Apocolypse: Ezreal Jungle Ryze Mid Cho Top and Kog ADC

-世界赛的天启四骑士：EZ打野，瑞兹中单，大虫子上单和大嘴ADC。

-风女的平衡就像这样糟糕

holy shit what is this an adaptation by a NA team??? at worlds? in week 2?

-见鬼了，我看到了什么？一支北美队伍做出了适应性调整？在世界赛？在第二周？？

There must have been a missclick in pick/ban. They thought they were banning Caitlyn and picking Ryze

-显然是BP时候点错了，他们以为他们ban掉了女警，选了瑞兹。

SKT VS EDG

NA through to the quarterfinals

-NA就是这样进了八强的。

So sad for EDG they were the 2nd best team in that group.

-真为EDG伤心，他们才是这组的第二强队。

LET IT BE KNOWN WEEK 1 MATTERS

-这就是告诉我们第一周也很重要了啊。

TY SKT

-多谢SKT。

I think NA was happier with this win than any other in this Group stage

-我想北美对于这场胜利比起其他所有小组赛的胜利都更开心。

Best NA win and NA wasn't even playing!

-NA最棒的一场胜利，而且NA根本没上场。

Faker: I am feeling merciful I will allow one NA team out of groups

-faker：我今天要大发善心，我会让一支NA队伍出线的。

Huni finally performing for NA at worlds

-Huni终于在世界赛上为北美而战了。

2nd time in two years. C9 better be buying SKT merch for all of their help.

-2年2次，C9应该买点SKT的东西来表达对他们的谢意。

They should just rebrand to SKT.NA because they owe them so much.

-他们可以直接重组成SKT.NA，因为他们欠SKT太多了。

Hello? 911 dispatcher? Yes you can cancel that ambulance NA is out of groups thanks to C9.

What happened? Uh rookie adc went full crazy with "Kill Faker syndrome".

Thank you SKT!!!

-你好，911调度台么？对，可以取消救护车了，C9出线了。

发生了什么？呃，新星ADC得了“击杀faker综合症”，

谢谢SKT！！！

EDG: SKT check your bank account

SKT: We've checked the amount gives you 20 minutes.

-EDG：SKT，看看你们账户。

SKT：我们看过了，这钱够20分钟的。

For the fifth year in a row C9 is NA's last hope.

-连续五年，C9成了北美最后的希望。

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