勒布朗全明星出场：美帝键盘侠勒布朗累死了
勒布朗全明星出场：美帝键盘侠勒布朗累死了[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 1585 points 13 hours ago他一直在舔那个啥，你懂的。特里斯坦-汤普森，不管你tm之前去哪了，欢迎你回来。[–][NYK] Walt FrazierKnickstape08 1222 points 13 hours agoHe’s been eating you know what
今日凌晨，骑士在主场险胜步行者，系列赛4-3惊险过关，勒布朗在比赛中一度累到离场休息，一起看看Reddit键盘侠们怎么评价！
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[–]medwatt 3680 points 13 hours ago
Tristan Thompson ... Welcome back from wherever the fuck you were.
特里斯坦-汤普森，不管你tm之前去哪了，欢迎你回来。
[–][NYK] Walt FrazierKnickstape08 1222 points 13 hours ago
He’s been eating you know what
他一直在舔那个啥，你懂的。
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 1585 points 13 hours ago
damn shout out to Tristan Thompson. Dude clearly is free of the Kardashian curse
致敬TT！大兄弟终于摆脱了卡戴珊诅咒！
[–]76ersChampionOfTheSunAhhh 607 points 13 hours ago
cheating makes you an elite athlete confirmed
真理：出轨偷吃能让你成为精英运动员。
[–]MavericksMrMrRogers 420 points 13 hours ago
Tiger knew that way before today
老虎伍兹早就知道这个了...
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[–][DAL] Steve NashComeOnAndSlang 5470 points 13 hours ago
Indiana blew their chance when they couldn't score for shit when LeBron went out
步行者在勒布朗累坏了的那段时间没能得分，浪费了机会啊。
[–]Supersonicsneongem 1969 points 13 hours ago
Can’t believe McMillan didn’t have at least one of Oladipo or Turner on the floor during that stretch. Huge missed opportunity.
没法相信麦克米兰那时候没有派上奥迪和特纳中的任一人，给你机会你不中用啊......
[–]Cavaliersferdinand14 1087 points 13 hours ago
Hindsight is 20/20.
McMillan probably viewed it as an opportunity to get rest for his star players while LeBron was out. The Pacers supporting cast is much better than the Cavs'. He didn't know the Cavs players would somehow survive that stretch.
马后炮的上帝视角你们当然说啥都对喽。
麦克米兰说不定是把那视作一个可以让他的球星休息的机会，毕竟步行者的替补比骑士的更给力。他只是没想到骑士替补们突然就爆发了...
[–]Warriorstalanted_o 655 points 13 hours ago
Turner was in foul trouble and Dipo needed to rest.
特纳是因为犯规麻烦，而迪波是需要休息啊！
[–]CavaliersGrandmawild 1227 points 13 hours ago
Now he can rest all summer
现在他可以休息一整个夏天了...
[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 320 points 13 hours ago
Pacers forgot how to coach and play basketball when LeBron left the game.
当勒布朗离场后，步行者忘记了怎么执教和打球
[–][NYK] Walt FrazierKnickstape08 121 points 13 hours ago
Seriously they have no one to blame but themselves for that awful 3 minutes.
真的，那糟糕的3分钟，只能怪他们自己
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[–]ThunderRVP_20_ 1945 points 13 hours ago
Just when the Raptors thought they wouldn’t need to go through LeBron....
猛龙还想着终于不用面对勒布朗了呢......
[–]yanusdv 68 points 13 hours ago
LeBron is their reckoning their destiny their ultimate test to see if they have the blood of the champions. Dread it Run from it LeBron still arrives
勒布朗是猛龙的对手、是猛龙的命运，是猛龙是否拥有冠军血脉的终极考验。
害怕、逃跑，都没有用，勒布朗仍然会出现在你面前。
[–]TimberwolvesOnePieceAce 1089 points 13 hours ago
LeBron Vs Raptors is gonna be fun. It would be so hilarious if the Cavs role players suddenly find out how to shoot.
勒布朗vs猛龙会非常有趣，到时候骑士的角色球员们突然间就知道了怎么投篮，这会很搞笑。
[–]CavaliersDeiVias 722 points 13 hours ago
My money is on them finding their shot Cavs role players just love having random great games against Toronto.
我打赌他们一定会找到手感，骑士的角色球员就喜欢吃饭睡觉打猛龙。
[–]RaptorsMrkGrn 632 points 13 hours ago*
All their role players will become Ray Allens against us.
骑士角色球员在面对我们时全都会变成雷阿伦
[–]Warriorsgrumpy_youngMan 232 points 13 hours ago
'Larry Nance with 30 points tonight...all off half court shots.'
“拉里南斯今晚爆砍30分！还全是中圈跳投！”
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[–]NBAlolthrowthis7825 points 13 hours ago
Taking LeBron to 7 in round one is no small feat. You should be proud Indiana. Great series.
在第一轮把勒布朗逼进G7可不是个小成就，印第安纳，你们该感到自豪！伟大的系列赛！
[–]CavaliersGCVS00 3812 points 13 hours ago
They honestly outplayed us this series
这个系列赛他们其实打得比我们好...
[–]VelvetJammies895 points 13 hours ago
Pacers had a net score of ~ 35 in the series
步行者整个系列赛的净胜分是正35分左右啊
[–][IND] Lance StephensonQotSAMario64 671 points 13 hours ago
40
是正40
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookWakeUpKevinMiller 365 points 13 hours ago*
Even last year when you got swept you only had -15 or something. Pacers are ridiculously unlucky
去年他们被横扫的那一轮，他们也只输了15分左右，他们的运气真糟糕。
[–]my0179s 311 points 13 hours ago
I wouldn't say it's luck. Having Lebron on your team helps a ton in edging out close games.
我不会称之为运气。拥有勒布朗，在关键时刻能有很大的帮助。
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesBernalio 517 points 13 hours ago
One of the few times in a Best of 7 series where the best team didn’t win
这是少有的几次更好的球队没能赢下系列赛的系列赛。
[–]Pacersmathisforwimps 207 points 13 hours ago
very proud this year was the most fun i've had as a pacers fan. can't wait til next season. hopefully we'll use our cap space well.
非常自豪，这是我作为步行者球迷经历的最有趣的一年。等不及下个赛季了，希望我们能好好利用我们的薪金空间。
[–]Pacerscityofbridges_ 116 points 13 hours ago
One Kawhi Leonard please
给个科怀-莱昂纳德吧求求！
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[–]Heatabiomusicologist 617 points 13 hours ago
Non-LBJ/TT Cavs were 11/43 today.
11/43.
Think about that.
没有勒布朗和TT，其他的骑士球员43中11。
43中11，想想吧！
[–]CavaliersSiawyn 221 points 12 hours ago
tbh I'm surprised they even hit 11 shots
我其实还蛮惊讶他们投中了11个球。
[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonlegitbean 403 points 13 hours ago
Pacers: "Pls"
Lebron: "No"
步行者：“给点儿556子弹吧求求了！”
勒布朗：“朕不给，你不能抢。”
[–]76ersjustbadenglish 77 points 12 hours ago
LeBron had 45 pts same as Westbrook against the Jazz in game 6 but with 20 fewer FGs attempts
Damn
勒布朗拿了45分，和威少G6的得分一样，但是少用了20次出手。我滴龟龟...
[–]NBAfa_alt 42 points 11 hours ago
How to carry a team the correct way
《论如何正确地Carry一支球队》
[–]CelticsIanCaesars 288 points 13 hours ago
LeBron died for this and was ressurected.
勒布朗为这场胜利累死了，但是被抢救了过来。
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