龙腾网不喜欢做的事情（50年后的人们会怀念什么）

龙腾网不喜欢做的事情（50年后的人们会怀念什么）

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In 50 years what will people be nostalgic for?

50年后的人们会怀念什么？

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JohnnyNumbskull
Owning something you don't pay a subscxtion for

拥有一件你不需要付订阅费的东西
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Delicious_Subject_91
Owning anything outright.

拥有任何东西
OuterLives
Honey my liver stopped working. Did you forget to pay the subscxtion again?

亲爱的我的肝不好使了。你是不是又忘了付订阅费了？
WuziMuzik
We can't afford it! We need at least one of us with teeth. Our digestive system subscxtion is draining us dry as is!

我们买不起啊！我们至少得一个人有牙吧。我们消化系统的订阅费已经要把我们榨干了！
Ajax_IX
Out from the night from the mist steps the figure. No one really knows his name for sure. He stands at six-foot-six. Pray he never comes knocking at your door! Say that you once bought a heart Or new corneas But somehow never managed to square away your debts. He won?t bother to write or to phone you. He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!

在漆黑的深夜里，从一片迷雾之中，走出了一个身影。没人知道他的名字。他6尺6寸高。你最好祈祷他永远不会敲你的房门！比如说你曾经买了一颗心脏，或者新的眼角膜，但却忘记了偿还你的债务。他是不会花时间给你写信或者给你打电话的。他会直接从你的胸腔里把仍然跳动的心脏挖出来！
Reeepo maaan! Reeepo maaan!

追贷人！追贷人！
Now you could run. You could hide. You could try to. But he always has a way of finding you. He will come at your weakest hour When no one is around who might rescue you.

你可以跑。你可以藏。你尽管尝试吧。但他永远能找到你。他会在你最脆弱的时候找到你，在你身边没有任何人能救到你的时候。
Reeepo maaan! Reeepo maaan!

追贷人！追贷人！
And none of us are free from this horror For many years ago we all fell in debt. New body parts were needed to perfect our image. And until our debts are clear We will live in fear of the...

并且我们之中无人能从这恐怖中幸免。因为多年以前，我们全都欠债了。我们需要新的身体部件，来让我们的形象变得完美。因此直到还清我们的债务之前，我们都会继续害怕着……
Reeepo maaan! Reeepo maaan! Reeepo maaan! Reeepo maaan!

追贷人！追贷人！追贷人！追贷人！！！（译注：追贷人，Repo man，负责前往贷款购物却没有按期偿还的居民家中，追回他用贷款购买的商品。）
Mikeologyy
I saw an Instagram ad for a pair of earbuds that you have to rent. You don’t have the option of just buying them even if you’ve paid more than their value in monthly payments. So you could theoretically be forced to pay over a thousand dollars after enough time and still not own them. And if you just stopped paying they’d deactivate them remotely.

我在Ins的广告上看见过一种必须租用才能使用的耳机。你根本就不能直接买，即便你每个月的租金最后比这个耳机本身的价格还高。所以理论上你可以用了很久，花了一千多美元的租金，但到头来还是没办法拥有。并且如果你停止支付的话，他们会直接遥控关闭。
Unhappy-Nail-9281
Easily accessible fresh water.

容易获取的淡水。
CredibleCactus
Drinking water from the tap

水龙头里流出来的饮用水
vpsj
"You know son when I was your age we didn't have a subscxtion model to make toasts every morning. We'd just put bread in and toast would pop out"

“你知道吗孩子，我像你这么大的时候我们可不用为了每天早上做吐司而订阅什么东西。我们只要把面包放进去，烤吐司就会自动蹦出来。”
"You had to put bread manually grandpa?!?"

“你得手动把面包放进去吗，爷爷？！”
"Oh yes but we didn't have to listen to 3 mandatory advertisements. Oh and one more thing: We could use any bread we want"

“哦没错，但我们可用不着听三段强制性的广告。哦还有一件事：我们想用什么面包都可以。”
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"Holy shit!? Any bread?? And it would still toast them?"

“我草？！啥面包都行？？机器还给你烤？”
"Yep"

“没错”
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horrified_intrigued
Well I’ll be 110 so I’m going to say breathing.

到时候我就要110岁了，所以可能是呼吸吧。
ImmySnommis
I'll be 102. TBH with advances as they are we might be able to meet up for a drink.

我就102岁了。说实话，等到科技那么发达，我们说不定还能聚在一块儿喝一杯呢。
So what do you say - beers on me September 20th 2072?

所以，你怎么说——2072年9月20号，我请你喝杯啤酒？
tampaempath
Tell you what. Move it to September 23 2072. That will be my 100th birthday. I'll buy the beer.

不如直接挪到2072年9月23日。那就是我的100岁生日了。我请啤酒。
Truck_Stop_Sushi
Grandparents will say to their grandkids “When I was your age I had to get off the screen and actually GO to school”.

爷爷奶奶们会跟孙子孙女们说，“我像你那么大的时候，我得从屏幕前离开，自己走到学校去。”
pygmy
Uphill both ways

上坡，来回都是上坡
chriscrossnathaniel
In snow

还下着雪
Maanavdv
While fighting a pandemic

还在抗击疫情
LazDemon69
And dodging mass shootings

还在躲避大规模枪击案
Grintor
In a wildfire.

旁边还烧着山火。
GandolfLundgren
During an abortion

还在一边堕胎
antoine-sama
With a war going on

旁边还打着仗
everfordphoto
"Grandpa what is snow....?"

“爷爷什么是雪……？”
ArcticOtter09
"It was white stuff that fell through the air...

“是一种白色的东西，会从空气中慢慢飘下来”
Those were the days..."

“那时候啊……”
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"Grandpa what's air?"

“爷爷，什么是空气？”
peachyperfect3
In California we call the white stuff falling from the sky “Ash”

在加利福尼亚，我们管从天上落下来的白东西叫“灰”
XComThrowawayAcct
Being confident that the person they see on screen is a real person and not AI.

可以自信地说他们在屏幕里看见的是一个真人，而不是AI。
TAastronautsloth99
"Why would you put a real person on screen? Seems extravagant nostalgic and expensive." Everyone in 2072

“为什么要把真人放到屏幕里？看起来太奢侈了，很复古，而且还很昂贵。”——2072年的所有人
birdiewings
Privacy. Even babies are overexposed today.

隐私。现在就连婴幼儿都被过度曝光了。
skaarup75
Try lowering your ISO.

那你可以把感光度调低点儿。