瓦妮莎唯一一次叫科比全名（科比戏称生儿与否要看瓦妮莎）
瓦妮莎唯一一次叫科比全名（科比戏称生儿与否要看瓦妮莎）拜托啊，咱们还需要个小科比呢Please we need a Kobe jrAre you telling me Kobe isn’t gonna keep shooting?雷霆球迷：这是说科比不接着出手了吗？[–]dofun400 22 points 11 hours ago
Kobe was asked if he'll keep trying until he gets a boy: "That's Vanessa's call man. Bro listen... happy wife happy life."
近日，科比在参加一档节目时被问道是否会继续尝试直到生个儿子，他答道：“这要看瓦妮莎的了。哥们儿，听着，老婆开心，生活才舒心。”
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[–][OKC] Paul George Pervy_Sensei 1092 points 12 hours ago
Are you telling me Kobe isn’t gonna keep shooting?
雷霆球迷：这是说科比不接着出手了吗？
[–]dofun400 22 points 11 hours ago
Please we need a Kobe jr
拜托啊，咱们还需要个小科比呢
[–]Trail Blazers postbyproxy 345 points 12 hours ago
His efficiency numbers are slipping. He's doing what's best for the team.
开拓者球迷：他的效率值在下降。他这么做是为球队考虑。
[–]Knicks IlikePogz 172 points 9 hours ago
0/4 but he would rather be 0/15 than 0/0
尼克斯球迷：这才4中0嘛，可他宁愿15中0 也好过0中0吧。
[–]Thunder WetLikeMyJumperTho 47 points 8 hours ago
Mamba mentality
雷霆球迷：这就是曼巴精神。
[–]fullmetaljackit 9 points 10 hours ago
I kinda wish Kobe and Candice Parker would have a son together.
我有点希望科比和坎迪斯-帕克一起生个儿子。
[–]Kings StranzVanWaldenberg 902 points 11 hours ago
A friend of mine had 4 boys and she desperately wanted a girl and convinced her husband to try one last time...aaaand twin boys.
Kobe being smart as usual.
国王球迷：我有个朋友本来有4个儿子，她很想要个女儿，然后说服她老公做了最后一次尝试……然后，生了对双胞胎儿子。
老科啊，可别犯糊涂啊。
[–]Mr_Unbiased 201 points 11 hours ago
Lmao
哈哈哈，笑死老子了！
[–]Illionaires 146 points 13 hours ago
Dominate child bearing.
他们在生孩子方面很有统治力啊。
[–]Lakers 2nd_Tinder_Date 75 points 10 hours ago
i wonder how much money they spend on kids or everyone eats rice and beans
湖人球迷：我倒是好奇你那朋友夫妇俩在孩子身上花了多少钱，或者说大家平日都是粗茶淡饭？
[–]themilkman42069 110 points 9 hours ago
You just need so many calories a week for 6 boys Jesus Christ. Couldn’t imagine what dinner has to look like. Feeding a god damn army
天呐，这6个儿子每周光是成长所需的热量就不少了啊。难以想象他们的一餐饭会是咋样的。这特么是养一支军队啊。
[–]Knicks capitalistsanta 10 points 6 hours ago
If it costs about $233 610 to raise a kid from birth to 17 years old and Kobe is worth about $500MM he could have 2140.32 children. That last one might come out kinda off but like goddamn
如果把一个新生儿养大到17岁需花费23万3610美金，而科比的身家有五亿美金，那他可以养2140.32个孩子。或许最后一个能成，可这太特么扯了。
[–]Cavaliers epiktek[S] 131 points 11 hours ago
If Kobe gets a boy he'll be fined by the NBA for tampering.
骑士球迷：要是科比得到了儿子，那他会因为诱拐罪被联盟罚款的。
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[–]Grizzlies thecaptain1220 52 points 11 hours ago
Reminds me of Gordon Heyward : Daddy's always happy
灰熊球迷：这让我想到了海沃德：爸比总是很开心。
[–]walodapat1 61 points 12 hours ago
Gordon Hayward says HI.
海沃德向你问好。
[–]VishnuPradeet 19 points 10 hours ago
Skip: "MJ's wife had a boy on the first try!"
乔丹第一发就是个儿子！
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[–]Bulls snowcone_wars 320 points 12 hours ago
What the fuck kind of question is that?
"Kobe is a daughter not good enough for you do you need a son?"
公牛球迷：这主持人都特么问的啥问题？
“科比，你是不是觉得女儿还不够好，你想要个儿子吗？”
[–]Suns suns_fan13 30 points 12 hours ago
Perfectly reasonable question nothing to get offended on behalf of Kobe over lol settle down now
太阳球迷：这个问题很正常啊，没必要急着为科比出头，哈哈哈，淡定点。
[–]Celtics PM_ME_SEXY_BOOBIES 26 points 9 hours ago
Man I don't get why people try for a certain sex. If I get a girl one day that I want to have kids with and she gets pregnant I would be so stoked I wouldn't care either way.
凯尔特人球迷：天呐，我就搞不懂了，为啥大家总刻意想生儿或生女。如果我以后碰到了一个想与之生子的姑娘，她怀孕了的话，那我会非常开心，生男生女都一样。
[–][LAC] Glen DavisBTS_BloodSweatTears 40 points 9 hours ago
I know Kobe is huge in China but Kobe ain't Chinese like that.
快船球迷：我知道科比在中国很受欢迎，可科比不会像中国人那样那么想要儿子的。
[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchell Spida2YBanana 169 points 12 hours ago
It ain't like that man don't overthink it. Most men want a boy.
爵士球迷：不是那样的老哥，别过度解读。大部分男人都想要个儿子。
[–]Lakers lakerswiz 147 points 12 hours ago
And he has 4 girls now. Wanting one of the other gender isn't all that crazy.
湖人球迷：而且科比都有4个女儿了，想要个儿子也没那么不正常吧。
[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmpo Sittardia 42 points 8 hours ago
Well yeah most don’t care too much about the gender of their first-born because it’s their first child.
But a lot of men want a son or women want a daughter because it kinda feels like they truly have a second version of them that will continue the legacy.
And especially with men who are into sports they often want a son so they can play sports with them.
雄鹿球迷：这么说吧，大多数人不是很在乎他们第一胎的性别，因为那是他们的第一个孩子。
可是大多数男人要想要个儿子，而女人想要个女儿，因为这就感觉他们能看到第二个自己，将来能延续自己的辉煌。
特别是那些体育界的男人，他们一般都想要个儿子，这样他们就能和自己的儿子一起打球。
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