快递这么慢都不敢网购了：网购时代快递员都成精了

快递这么慢都不敢网购了：网购时代快递员都成精了This Delivery Dude Must Have Felt So Good After Leaving This Package At My Apartment Building 这位快递小哥把包裹送到之后肯定感觉特别良好UPS Guy Gives No F**ks UPS的快递小哥断然拒绝了我们（我们都说了在家大声敲门啊有么有啊！！！！）Look Up朝上看哦，找包裹朝上看哦I Think FedEx Used My Package In A Murder Before They Delivered It 我觉得联邦快递在派送我的包裹之前，好像参加了一场谋杀。FedEx Decided To Get Creative On Me 联邦快递决定在我这里发挥创造力

Thanks to the internet buying stuff has never been simpler. A swerve of the mouse a couple of clicks and voila you've bought something. And getting your hands on your latest purchase is even easier. All you do is sit at home and wait for it to arrive on your doorstep. What could possibly go wrong?多亏了互联网，买东西简单的不能再简单了。鼠标一点、几经敲击、唏嘘感叹，卧槽你已经剁手了？！要收货更是容易了——你要做的就是坐在家里，等待快递到达你的家门口。这TM还能咋出幺蛾子？

但是有些快递员就是辣么……恩……反正你看了图就知道了……英语君只想问一句：你们咋不上天呢？？

As Requested 按照要求（我放在门垫下面了……）

I Hate You Delivery Guy我恨你，快递小哥

Look Up朝上看哦，找包裹朝上看哦

I Think FedEx Used My Package In A Murder Before They Delivered It 我觉得联邦快递在派送我的包裹之前，好像参加了一场谋杀。

FedEx Decided To Get Creative On Me 联邦快递决定在我这里发挥创造力

UPS Guy Gives No F**ks UPS的快递小哥断然拒绝了我们（我们都说了在家大声敲门啊有么有啊！！！！）

This Delivery Dude Must Have Felt So Good After Leaving This Package At My Apartment Building 这位快递小哥把包裹送到之后肯定感觉特别良好

Thanks For Getting These To Me Safe And Intact谢谢你们安然无恙得将这些送达给我

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