龙腾网为什么打开不了（如果你是恶棍可选任何动物与你并肩作战）

龙腾网为什么打开不了（如果你是恶棍可选任何动物与你并肩作战）SnowQuixoteAnother human. But like a big one. With a machine gun and a samurai sword.我会选一个拿着机关枪和武士刀的大块头。the_bandit123 Bandit123I would choose a black widow spider cause if u want to infiltrate a hero lair I''m gonna send the black widow cause it can blend in spiders are common and it very small so it almost won''t be seen and it can climb walls and shoot webs as a distraction or a

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If you were a villain and could choose any animal to fight by your side what animal would you choose and why?
如果你是一个恶棍，可以选择任何动物与你并肩作战，你会选择什么动物，为什么？

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ThunderingSacks
I would probably choose a flying one. Either an eagle or owl. But since I’m gonna be a villain one of those giant vultures would suffice.
我可能会选择一个会飞的动物，鹰或者猫头鹰。不过既然我是个恶棍，一只秃鹰就足够了。
ArgentStonecutter
Owls are a pretty common villain theme in comics.
猫头鹰是漫画中常见的反派动物。
Sal_The_Dragon
Lion king I see. Scar loses though
狮子王，我明白了。最后刀疤输了
Just_A_Player_
How about a Canadian Goose?
加拿大鹅怎么样？

kingdyl07
Just dont bring him near kids in the zoo
不要让动物园的猩猩接近你们的孩子
dabuku1
Honey badger. Self-explanatory
蜜獾，理由不言自明
2ndfloorhigh
Honey badger don''t give a shit
蜜獾才不在乎呢
tinkrman
Oh nasty!
哦，真恶心！
StormOfHoney
Can''t believe how far down this is!
真不敢相信你们还能选择它！
heartscrew
The one with the sharpest fangs wins.
尖牙利齿的动物可以胜任。
13Mac_ 13Mac
Komodo dragon... Actually the komodo dragon would be the main villain and id be the companion animal
科莫多龙... 实际上科莫多龙才是大恶棍，我只是它的伴侣动物
Gden
I can see it the hero beats you down and you laugh and say "oh you thought I was the boss" and the Komodo stands on two legs and starts laughing
我脑补的场景是，剧中的英雄把你打倒，你笑着说“哦，你不会以为我是大反派吧” ，然后科莫多龙站起来开始大笑
zender23
But in animation it wont look that good
但是在动画片中，它看起来不会那么和谐
80000_days 80000天
Black panther. lethal stealthy agile badass AF...
黑豹，致命性和隐蔽性强，动作敏捷，跳的还高.。
Sal_The_Dragon
Checks all the villain criteria
检查所有的恶棍符合标准
primepio
So you’re an evil Drizzt Do’urden?
所以你是一个邪恶的小精灵？
Garg_and_Moonslicer
Would he have a Vibranium suit?
他会有一套振金服吗？
ZeiglerJaguar
Leopard or jaguar?
美洲豹还是美洲豹？
echoAwooo
Yah but Guenhwyvar isn''t going to be happy with you.
是的，但是关海法和你在一起是不会快乐的。
PaperbackBuddha
Sea slug.
海蛞蝓。
Nobody would be expecting that.
没有人会想到这一点。

Dolliiy
When hippos shit they spin their tails in order to spread it all over the place. The radius they cover can reach up to 10 meters.
当河马拉屎的时候，它们会转动尾巴，以便把屎撒得到处都是。它们覆盖的半径可达10米。
real_zexy_specialist
This is clearly the best answer. Thick semi-armored skin. Razor sharp teeth. Don’t take shit.
这显然是最好的答案。身体厚实，半披甲的皮肤，锋利的牙齿，还不说废话。
cidiusgix
Finally a decent answer. Nothing fucks with a hippo.
终于有个像样的答案了，河马真是无恶不作。
snackattack747
Vicious bastards
恶毒的混蛋
xaeromancer
Apparently it''s the third deadliest creature on the African continent.
显然它是非洲大陆第三致命的生物。
Only mosquitoes and people kill more people.
只有蚊子和人才会杀死更多的人。
Erebus_Zero Erebus zero
Provide me with meth and I’m in
给我提供冰毒，我就加入
Prometheus_Turati
To be honest the Florida man will probably just build you an airplane out of Bud Lights and crash into your ex’s house while fighting an alligator while singing the
Star Spangled Banner. Overall good choice
老实说，佛罗里达人可能会用百威之光给你造一架飞机，然后一边和鳄鱼搏斗，一边唱着星条旗永不落，最后开飞机撞上你前妻的房子。总的来说，这是个不错的选择
Zer0M0tivation
that’s too op you need a nerf
这波操作太骚了，你需要一个实力稍弱的伙伴
DownvoteMasterhehe
Animals mate not monsters
动物交配不出怪物
Marmitecashews
If only real animals are allowed an elephant.
如果只能选真实的动物，那就选一头大象。
If made up animals are allowed a demon elephant.
如果虚构的动物也能选的话，那就选一头恶魔大象。
Hegemooni
Metal as hell
铁石心肠
ItsAlways2EZ 2ez
Ancient psychic tandem war elephant
古老的通灵双人战象
Cowboy_Spongebob
If made up animals are allowed I’m taking a dragon or a big ass lion
如果虚构的动物也可以的话，我会选一条龙或者一头大屁股的狮子
technitaur
A Cape Buffalo. They''re massive tanks and they also understand the concept of revenge. Supposedly they can [remember] an individual years after being
wounded/threatened and will do everything they can to hunt down and kill the person.
南非水牛。他们有着坦克般的体型，也懂得复仇的概念。据说，他们能够记住使它们受伤或者威胁它们的人好多年，并且会尽一切可能追捕并杀死这个人。
And also they''re the closest thing to a minotaur I could have as a real-world animal.
同时，它们也是我所能拥有的最接近于现实世界动物的牛头人。
Tartaras1
So they''re essentially oversized crows. Crows also seem to understand the concept of revenge except what they lack in body mass they make up for in numbers turning an entire flock against you.
它们本质上是超大型的乌鸦。 乌鸦似乎也懂得复仇的概念，体重虽然不足，但是赢在数量多，可以让整个乌鸦群一起攻击你。
frog_without_a_cause
A raccoon. Better yet make it a pack of raccoons each with its own specific skillset.
一只浣熊。更好的办法是，选一群浣熊，每只浣熊都有自己独特的技能。
kiltedpastor
I read that wrong at first. I was trying to figure out why trash pandas needed a skillet.
我一开始读错了，我想弄明白为什么垃圾熊猫需要一个平底锅。

SexDrugsNskittles
While skimming this comment I had to do a double take because I thought you said the goose was DTF. Haha
在浏览这个评论的时候，我不得不重新审视一下，因为我以为你说这只鹅是 DTF。 哈哈
KENPACHI-KANIIN
Grizzlies. They’re tanks. A full grown exemplary grizzly bear is prolly worth a lot more than any who goes face to it. And they look cuddly
灰熊。他们就是坦克。 一只成年的灰熊比任何面对它的人都更有价值。它们看起来也很可爱
EDIT 1: wow never knew this would get upvoted that much. I change my mind i’m going with kodiak bears instead
编辑1: 哇，从来没想到这个会得到这么多的支持。如果我改变主意，我会选科迪亚克熊
MaynardJ222 222
Why not Polar?
为什么不是极地？
atomicsoar
I''d go with a Kodiak they''re grizzlies on steroids and I love them. A bit less cuddly looking but if I''m a villain that''s fine lol.
我会选科迪亚克，它们是打了类固醇的灰熊，我爱他们。 看起来不那么可爱，但如果我是一个恶棍，面相好不好看无所谓，lol。
Subliminal_Rose
Bears are that perfect mix between an absolute bone crushing machine and a derpy-faced ball of fur.
熊是骨头粉碎机和皮毛球的完美结合。
twentyplusfortynine
Get near these huggable cuties and they will turn you into noodle.
接近这些小可爱，它们会把你捏成面条。
TheScienceGiant
False. Black bear.
错，是黑熊。
MaynardJ222 222
Canadian Goose. Just 1 is fine.
加拿大鹅，一只就行了。
Iwinyoul0se 4. iwinyouloul0se
Dude it''s supposed to be a sidekick not the actual villain...
伙计，这是选一个帮手，不是选真正的大反派..。
Hq3473
Quick primer:
快速入门:
Canada Goose
加拿大鹅
Canadian goose
加拿大鹅
amborg
I scared off TWO Canadian geese that were messing with my friend’s dog the other day. I actually was really proud of that. Apparently if you also act like an angry goose it really freaks them out.
前几天，我吓跑了两只调戏我朋友狗的加拿大鹅。我真的为此感到骄傲。 显然，如果你也表现得像一只愤怒的鹅，这真的会吓坏他们。
OhHelloPlease
If you got a problem with Canada Gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!
如果你对加拿大鹅不爽，那就是对我不爽，我建议你把它腌一下！
InauspiciousGroan
You monster!
你这个怪物！
Astheperfectmoon
You evil bastard. Pure genius. I would flee at first honk.
你是一个邪恶的混蛋，也是一个天才。我一听到喇叭声就会逃跑。
buddycatz
I don’t mess with a Canada goose even my dogs knows not to mess with a Canada goose...
我不会惹加拿大鹅，甚至我的狗都知道不要惹加拿大鹅..。
_Goose_
What about a British goose. Asking for a friend...
英国鹅怎么样? 替朋友问问..。
MyCodeNameIsBryan
Oof.. I came here thinking something poisonous or venomous but I never thought to choose something toxic.
我来这里的时候想的都是有带毒的动物，但是我从来没有想过要选择有毒的动物。
Good choice!
不错的选择！
Azmedon
A white tiger because they look awesome.
一只白虎，因为它们看起来很威猛。
shroom2021
A crab named citizen snips
一只名叫“公民”的螃蟹尖叫起来
Edit: holy crap! My first award for a futurama reference. Thanks!
编辑: 我的天哪! 我的第一个未来学参考奖。谢谢！
Haggie
An elephant who never forgets... to kill
一头永远不会忘记... 杀戮的大象
King_Rhymer King rhymer
CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIPPSSSSS!!!!!
公民狙击！

WhetForAnOmelette
Courage the cowardly dog
胆小的狗英雄
XavierMendel
The hero lies broken on the ground gun pressed against their forehead.
英雄摔倒在地，枪顶着他们的前额。
"The things I do for love..."
“我为爱做的事... ... ”
Bang
砰
Marcie29
Would your catchphrase be "Stupid dog! You make me look bad !!!" ?
你的口头禅会是“蠢狗! 你让我很难堪! ! ! ”吗？
brunosardine100
OoooOoooOooh!
呜呜呜呜！
RogueZ24
Black cat. You just can''t be a a villain without a black cat.
黑猫。没有黑猫你就不能成为一个恶棍。
fiendishrabbit
Modern villains tend to go with white cats.
现代的反派人物倾向于选择白猫。
islanders571
Pangolin
穿山甲
IncendiaryBlonde
This guy current events.
这家伙是时事记者。
TheNorthComesWithMe
Also it''s an adorable endangered species. Anyone who attacks it is the real villain.
而且它还是一个可爱的濒危物种，任何攻击它的人都是真正的恶棍。
perro2verde
Now we know who started this shit
现在我们知道是谁干的了
DashJackson
Pangolins can carry corona virus so....you might be the winner here.
穿山甲可以携带冠状病毒，所以... 你可能是最后的赢家。
Continue this thread 继续这个线程
elmart0w0
An Emu
一只鸸鹋
latetotheparty_again
The did win the Emu War of 1932. That''s a great choice.
他们确实赢得了1932年的鸸鹋战争，这是一个很好的选择。
person2314
THEY ARE LIKE TANKS WHY WONT THEY DIE!!!!!
他们就像坦克，为什么他们死不了！！！
hello_there_
Ah yes a man of culture I see
啊，是的，我看到一个有文化的人
Pendrych
To paraphrase a certain villain: "ELMART0W0! RULER OF AUSTRALIA!"
套用某个反派人物的话: “ ELMART0W0! 澳大利亚的统治者! ”
KingofHeck
Does it have to be a real animal? If so I pick a capybara. Giant guinea pig friend for life! If not I pick a dragon. Those things can fuck you up.
一定要是现实中的动物吗？ 如果是这样的话，我就选一只水豚， 巨型豚鼠一辈子的朋友！如果不是，我选一条龙，那些东西会把你搞得一团糟。
scmrph
I feel like this movie ends with the heroes slaying the villain and adopting the capybara (because they are so chill and everyone loves them) but the capybara slowly and subtly pushes the heroes towards villainy because he was the real villain all along.
我觉得这部电影的结尾是英雄杀死了恶棍。如果选择水豚做帮手(因为他们冷静，而且每个人都喜欢他们) ，它会慢慢地把英雄推向恶棍，因为它才是真正的恶棍。
Enali
Imagine tracking the villain down to the end of a pier on a grey rainy day the waves are crashing and she''s completely alone out of options nowhere to go.
想象一下，在一个阴沉的雨天，追赶一个恶棍到码头的尽头，海浪拍打着她，她孤身一人，走投无路。
When suddenly she turns around and makes a motion with her hand and a number of lovecraftian tentacles shoot out from the dark waters some swirling in the air others
grabbing your companions and dragging them off the dock and into the abyss as they frantically pleadingly try to reach out for anything to help. Only you remain... you draw your weapon.
突然，她转过身来，用手做了个动作，一些触手从黑暗的水中伸出，一些在空中盘旋，另一些抓住你的同伴，把他们从码头拖到深渊，疯狂地恳求着，试图抓住任何能够帮助他们的东西。只
有你选择留下... 并拔出你的武器冲向它。
(giant squid!)
(巨型乌贼!)
mywifemademegetthis
Me: takes like five steps back to get out of range.
我: 选择一只大概需要五步就能走出对方的攻击范围的动物。
Triviald
The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
Caerbannog 的杀手兔。
Only a holy hand grenade can stop us now!
只有榴弹才能阻止我们！
Edit: a letter.
编辑: 一封信。
feedmedammit
Is it behind the rabbit?
是在兔子后面吗？
xxDeadLocker99xx 99xx
You stupid bastard you dont have any arms left!
你这个笨蛋，你连胳膊都没有了！
HausOfCheeks
i was an opposum cuz i think it''d be funny
我会选负鼠，因为我觉得这很有趣
Stopman
You were?
是吗？

sonkev34
Gonna go with Polar Bear or Tiger...pretty much the only animals that consider themselves above us on the food chain.
北极熊或者老虎... 几乎是唯一认为自己在食物链上处于我们之上的动物。
dohrk
I see you have never met a chihuahua.
我知道你从没见过吉娃娃。
St0neByte 0nebyte
Yeah polar bear is obvious answer. Insanely huge. Good swimmers. Look really cool. Move fast. Good to cuddle with. I want a polar bear.
北极熊是很明显的答案。 它体型超级巨大，是一名优秀的游泳选手。看起来真的很酷，动作也敏捷。很适合抱在怀里。我想要一只北极熊。
ArgentStonecutter
Wolverine.
狼獾。
Sal_The_Dragon
What''s the most appealing thing about wolverines?
狼獾最吸引人的地方是什么？
ThiefOfBananas
A tarrasque
一只末日毁灭兽
Neon_Waffle
This is the correct answer
这是正确选择
ak-king-47
Fictional or non-fictional?
虚构的还是非虚构的？
If fictional i would choose the Chimaera from the I am Number Four series. A shape shifting dog would be pretty dope to have as a villain.
如果是虚构的，我会选择《我是第四号》系列中的奇美拉。 用一只会变形的狗来做反派是相当酷的事情。
If non-fictional I would choose a Titanoboa. A giant slithering snake would for sure be useful in situations where I have to strike fear in people.
如果不是虚构的，我会选择一条泰坦巨蟒。 一条巨大的滑行蛇肯定会让人们感到恐惧的。
assaulttoaster
If it''s fictional Cthulu would be kinda useful.
如果是虚构的，我会选择克苏鲁。
perro2verde
For fictional I would go with a giraffe
如果是虚构的，我会选择长颈鹿
InquisitiveCookie
A polar bear. Or a honey badger. The first one because it''s fearsome the second because of the memes.
一只北极熊或者一只蜜獾。第一个是因为它可怕，第二个是因为它生性生猛。
freedompower
A polar bear. Or a honey badger. The first one because it''s fearsome the second because it''s fearless.
一只北极熊或者一只蜜獾。前者是因为它可怕，后者是因为它无所畏惧。
YourHatredSustainsMe
The meerkat these things can be fierce!
猫鼬，这种东西很凶猛！
Sal_The_Dragon
SOUND THE ALARM! GET IN THE BURROW ITS A CAT!!
拉响警报! 进洞里去，是只猫! ！
The_Boogeypan
A fucking swan
一只该死的天鹅
AltairRulesOnPS4 3. AltairRulesOnPS4
Is it just the one swan actually?
它真的只是一只天鹅吗？

kayonesoft
Probably any character from the Sonic fetish fandom. Only a very few people would want to mess with that.
可能任何来自音速狂热粉丝团的角色。只有极少数人会想要招惹它们。
Pretend_Math
The what now
现在怎么办
CrystalTear
Assuming I could train it well a spitting cobra. Sneaky quiet disruptive and deadly when necessary.
假设我能很好控制一条唾液眼镜蛇。平常，它会很安静，必要时，它又可以捣乱，甚至给以致命一击。
UnicornPlatypus
An ordinary platypus. With a fedora.
一只戴着软呢帽的普通鸭嘴兽！
thearchertheundine
I was scrolling for this answer.
我一直在找这个答案。
kenba2099
He doesn''t do much.
可是他会做的不多。
Gasterfire6
Flamingo.
火烈鸟。
As people are confused why there’s a random flamingo running around I would have already aimed my shot and would be ready to fire!
当人们困惑为什么会有一只火烈鸟到处乱跑的时候，我已经瞄准目标准备射击了！
MrocznyMuffin
My nemesis''s mom.
我的死对头的妈妈。
SenorDuck96
A honey badger. You can''t kill one of those little fuckers! And because of our evil bond if I die you die because it''ll rip your dick off
蜜獾。它就是杀不死的小强 因为我们之间邪恶的关系，如果我死了，你也会死，因为它会把你的老二扯下来
SpaceTheTurtle
Bats. Bats are cute. Plus they could just fly into my enemy''s mouth and bam! Coronavirus.
蝙蝠。蝙蝠很可爱。而且它们可以飞进我敌人的嘴里然后砰! 让他们感染冠状病毒。
Lus_
A fucking pack of Orcas.
一群该死的奥卡。
Dowpie7
My dog. She makes me happy.
我的狗，她让我很开心。
Zomaarwat Zomarwat
Crows they''re smort as fuck
乌鸦，它们狡猾的很
BrackaBrack
Eagle amoung the strongest eyes in the animal kingdom. Can spot a rabbit from 3.2 km away. Will give me the best advanced warning for any approaching heroes and I can plan accordingly.
动物拥有动物王国中最锐利的眼睛之一。能从3.2公里外认出兔子。对于任何接近的英雄，都会提前警告我，我也可以据此做好准备。
jackstella
One of Carol Baskin''s tigers
卡罗尔·巴斯金的老虎之一
bicygal
Just Carole Baskin
只有卡罗尔 · 巴斯金
BetterThanHorus
Provided he has his armor
假设他有盔甲
hmmmmmmmnm
a penguin because it''s cute and it waddles
一只企鹅，因为它摇摇摆摆地走了，很可爱
tehwhiteboi
“This is stabby”
“这是刺刀”
“Is that...? A roomba...? With a knife taped to it..?”
“那是... ... ? 一个吸尘器... ... ? 上面绑着一把刀... ... ? ”
“ he’s doing his best ”
”他正在尽力”
Rougetherug59
A butterfly. It’s self explanatory.
一只蝴蝶，不言自明。
BlueEyedFremen
Santa Claus
圣诞老人

SnowQuixote
Another human. But like a big one. With a machine gun and a samurai sword.
我会选一个拿着机关枪和武士刀的大块头。
the_bandit123 Bandit123
I would choose a black widow spider cause if u want to infiltrate a hero lair I''m gonna send the black widow cause it can blend in spiders are common and it very small so it almost won''t be seen and it can climb walls and shoot webs as a distraction or a method of escape but the only problem is it can easily get smashed
我会选择一只黑寡妇蜘蛛，因为如果你想潜入一个英雄的巢穴，我会安排黑寡妇去，因为它和普通蜘蛛长得相似，体型还小，它几乎不会被注意到，它可以爬墙和分泌蜘蛛网作为分散注意力或逃跑的方法，但唯一的问题是它很容易被碾死。
phantomsmasquerade
A fish. No reason.
一条鱼，没什么原因。
iDrinkJavaNEatPython 1. idrinkjava
Werewolf! Or a Dragon
狼人! 或者一条龙
Fomoreddit73
Dragon over werewolf. Werewolf has a very narrow window of effectiveness.
龙胜过狼人。狼人的效率没有龙高。
mynextthroway
Can I have three? I want my 3 dogs. Sometimes when you''re busy taking over the world destroying cities killing all that stand against you it''s nice to sit down have my dogs come over for scratches. They love me for me not because I rule the world.
我能要三个吗？ 我要我的三条狗。 有时候，当你忙着掌控世界，摧毁城市，杀死所有反对你的人时，坐下来让我的狗过来抓抓也不错。它们是爱我这个人，不是因为我统治世界。
OneSnazzy_Duck
I''d pick either an eagle because it can go faster than I can and can retreive stuff that''s a moderate distance away (like in Tintin but with an eagle instead of a falcon) or an otter beause they''re so fucking cute.
我会选一只鹰，因为它可以跑得比我快，而且可以返回去拿东西（如丁丁的故事，不过用的是鹰而不是猎鹰) ，或者水獭，因为它们太可爱了。
Invika17
COVID-19 infested bat.
自带新型冠状病毒的蝙蝠。
sborrell
A cockroach.... We are all machos untill the roach starts to fly!
一只蟑螂... ...蟑螂一开始飞，我们都变成胆小鬼！
thatguybruv
My cat hes a fucking ninja
我的猫，它是个忍者
sadogdogsad
A goose because they randomly attack people.
一只鹅，因为它们会随机攻击人类。
Cryogisdead
A stonefish
一条石鱼
hairyboi123
A single wasp and I''d train it to enter my enemies cars while they drive to make them crash
只要一只黄蜂，我就会训练它飞到我敌人的车子里骚扰他们，让他们撞车
Empty-Refrigerator
a seagull that has been trained to interrupt a super spy/hero and me just laughing my head off.
训练一只海鸥，用来打断英雄与我之间的斗争，我只是笑得前仰后合。
"Well mister bond... you could kill it but its on the endangered species list and that would be "criminal" of you MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
“邦德先生... ... 你可以杀了它，但是它在濒危物种的名单上，你这样做就是犯罪了。哈哈哈哈哈”